bashster

Remember the great soap operas from the 80,s the dallas,s and the dynastys,the oz had neighbours and they always had a shock at the end of the last episode of the run will this is me dynasty and dallas entry!
The bash is known to you all as a beer swilling,girl oggling pervert(this is true ).
But heres the truth about me and remember kiddies i would love to see your jaws hit the floor in aghast!
How do fuck do i say this but the bash is a errm married man of 10 years.I talk about a lot of chrissy my best friend who in real life is my best friend,lover and my other half.Me and Chrissy have lived together for over 12years and i love her to bits,she makes me laugh,cry loves animals like me has some amazing tats is a healthy size 18 with a fantastic pair of shirt potatoes and i worship the ground she walks on.
So i flirt with other girls but thats the way i am and she knows what i,m,but get this i,ve never cheated on her and never will .
I can see the look on my harems faces!
Rucks one of my bestest chums must have fallen off her computer chair but shes the most pretty vibrant intelligent girl i have met so really she will know i,m only flirting .
And shes got the hots for me!
Janie she probably seen through my cunning disguise.
I tHINK MY FANTASY JOURNAL LIFE IS OVER
But who would talk to a married 30 year male i should have not pulled the wool over your eyes so i apologise.
I will wait for the inevetable disses and friend withdrawels but at least i can talk about us and feel that less bit ashamed.
Hope to here from you all soon and this is dedicated to my friend Libra who i wish hapiness to with her other half.

Like the x files the truth is out there
peace love n deceit bash