SCARY LAIRY AND HAIRY JOURNAL!
How to scare your best friend on helloween.
1.Borrow a pair of blue overalls from the garage.
2.A white mask
3.A Big fuck off knife.
4.Drive home in said attire causing many a weird look at the traffic lights and terrified kids hiding behind their mums.
5.Park down the street.
6.Manage to not scare anyone to death creeping up to best mates.
7.Standing in the security lighting so i can be seen when they open their front door.
8.Ring up saying in a spooky voice i,m outside your window and i,m gonna kill you.
9.watch in delight as they scream and leg it has you menacally prowl towards them with said fuck off night.
10.Mike Myers woulda been proud
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LAIRY-
Fist fight at the o k car carol!
.Some geezer in my pool team threatened me with violence answer accept his come and fight me and twat him with my steering lock.Just remember kiddies action speaks louder than wordsAnd metal on head =ko!.
ps
I don,t like violence its outta my get up,just don,t like been verbally abused.fuck it the nobhead deserved it
HAIRY
BACK NOSE NECK EARS HANDS AND CHEST HAIR GROWING ALL OVER!
Answer your hair from your head slides off .
Men don,t beleive in beauty but get this straight i challenge a man not to look in a mirror twice a day!
ps
gotta big spot on my nose tip grrrrr!
What a anger fueled journal and guess what the pussycat dolls are on the mtv emas fuckin fantastic(somethings america can keep these are fuckin plain talentless)roll on green day and soad!.
Have a good weekend peeps.who loves yer baby!
Bash literally!
DO YOU LIKE MY NEW PROFILE SHOT I DREW A LITTLE FACE ON HIM HERS KINDA CUTE!
How to scare your best friend on helloween.
1.Borrow a pair of blue overalls from the garage.
2.A white mask
3.A Big fuck off knife.
4.Drive home in said attire causing many a weird look at the traffic lights and terrified kids hiding behind their mums.
5.Park down the street.
6.Manage to not scare anyone to death creeping up to best mates.
7.Standing in the security lighting so i can be seen when they open their front door.
8.Ring up saying in a spooky voice i,m outside your window and i,m gonna kill you.
9.watch in delight as they scream and leg it has you menacally prowl towards them with said fuck off night.
10.Mike Myers woulda been proud
.
LAIRY-
Fist fight at the o k car carol!
.Some geezer in my pool team threatened me with violence answer accept his come and fight me and twat him with my steering lock.Just remember kiddies action speaks louder than wordsAnd metal on head =ko!.
ps
I don,t like violence its outta my get up,just don,t like been verbally abused.fuck it the nobhead deserved it
HAIRY
BACK NOSE NECK EARS HANDS AND CHEST HAIR GROWING ALL OVER!
Answer your hair from your head slides off
.
Men don,t beleive in beauty but get this straight i challenge a man not to look in a mirror twice a day!
ps
gotta big spot on my nose tip grrrrr!
What a anger fueled journal and guess what the pussycat dolls are on the mtv emas fuckin fantastic(somethings america can keep these are fuckin plain talentless)roll on green day and soad!.
Have a good weekend peeps.who loves yer baby!
Bash literally!
DO YOU LIKE MY NEW PROFILE SHOT I DREW A LITTLE FACE ON HIM HERS KINDA CUTE!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
that boy can tottally lick my balls.
Yea, I'm gutted about my shitty foreign car.
Bloodhound Gang were tr bon.
They played Ralph Wiggum, Uhn Tiss, No Hard Feelings, FUCK, Jackass, Bad Touch, Chasey Lain, I Wish I was queer, Kiss Me where it smells funny, left your head up high, fire water burn. they were highly amusing. They made a shed load of "local" jokes and they were projecting messages on to the backdrop (Cat Deeley Likes it up the brum, at least we don't suck as bad as ocean colour scene, Paris Hilton has goat-tits, (0121) rock for me) and others) Def one of the better gigs I've been too. At least they made it interesting for the crowd. They got some dude to dance naked on the sound deck, and they played a "dumb solo". They were wearing helmets each with one drum or cymbal on, and then the durmmer played along on the encore. Again, excllent