Do not read this journal if faint of heart!
This journal will include scenes of sex ,violence,sadness,strange coloured men,glow in the dark dogs,famous and not so famous people and a world record attempt at toilet olympics.
GLOW IN THE DARK DOG
Dogs can be the nosiest creatures on the planet,Bruno has a hidden gift of sniffing things outta your pocket on a eternal quest of beg.Even dogs get it wrong.On arriving home from work thursday he sniffed out the illuminous marker pen which i write on cars at work with, heres how the conversation went!
Bash fuck off its only a pen you silly mutt
Bruno sniff sniff sniff(drool why do dogs drool!)
Bash Here lets put a yellow spot on your head.
I pull the top off and the insert sending the yellow liquid all over the dog oops!,the dog looked at me as to say you thick bald fucker i will get you back and hurtled round the room dyeing the furniture yellow.You fuckin stupid mongrel i shouted chased him and caught him phew!.
I cleaned him up with dog wipes(yes they make these likes multi purpose wipes but for canine cleanleness)later that nite i came down stairs i the dark of the room something glowed it was a radioactive pooch or a hulk style dog.
Question Whats the weirdest thing to happen to one of your pets and wot would be bruno new name?
THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD WOMEN!
Pool nite is Tuesday and the pub i play for is in a little town of Batley famous for foxes biscuits rugby,the nightclub the frontier which can be seen in the video for Black laces the conga?.
A strange thing happened the pub was full of female night of the living dead rejects with more make up than boy george ,more business for plastic surgeons for life and more bingo wings(the floopy bits from the shoulder to the elbow underside of flab)and cellulite patches from hell minger city!
Why you may ask?.I don,t get the chance to meet famous people but a certain Brian Mcfadden(ex westlife like backstreet boys but ten times worse)was sat in the pub hiding under his baseball cap.
He was pleasent, but the evil stare of possesed mingers drove him out as they seemed to suround the pub in a circle of cheap perfume, time for brain mc fat cunt to hurtle through the doors to safety taking the ugly mob with him.Fuckin hell after that gig wait outside ,your certain of a fuck from the 10 pints feeling you get for free hee hee
Question Met any one famous lately?
Bash gets into trouble at work again?
What more normal than having a tea break at work and having the munchies.My favorite is pickled onion monster munch, which are basically a big pototoe chip snack for you yanks!.I munched away happily enjoyed the exotic no one will kiss me flavour again.A hour later i get called into the office telling me i,m banned from eating them because my farts are leaving a unpleasent aroma and my toungues gone blue.Oh yes monster munch turn your tongue blue in a helloween stylee of limited addition greatness hee hhee.
Got a piccy i will post it!.
Question what are you allergic to and does your face or body do something weird when eating it?
WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT FOR THE LONGEST SHIT!
A massive 14 inch long thats mine,i took a piccy for proof and will send it in making out i haven,t smoothed in two peices into one!they won,t believe me should have taken a pic of my bleeding asshole! for more proof
SADNESS
Not living near my lusty yank harem as caused another lost casualty of love.Shucks just to say gutted but i hope shes happy because shes so sweet and makes me laugh go for it girl ,and we can still have a affair.By the way he looks familiar does he like asking questions
Thanx guys must dash to work.thanks to libra it makes a change for a outsider from my journal to enjoy my scribblings time to join bashs harem!
GRUNTAL BASH
PS MEND MY HEART SOMEONE
This journal will include scenes of sex ,violence,sadness,strange coloured men,glow in the dark dogs,famous and not so famous people and a world record attempt at toilet olympics.
GLOW IN THE DARK DOG
Dogs can be the nosiest creatures on the planet,Bruno has a hidden gift of sniffing things outta your pocket on a eternal quest of beg.Even dogs get it wrong.On arriving home from work thursday he sniffed out the illuminous marker pen which i write on cars at work with, heres how the conversation went!
Bash fuck off its only a pen you silly mutt
Bruno sniff sniff sniff(drool why do dogs drool!)
Bash Here lets put a yellow spot on your head.
I pull the top off and the insert sending the yellow liquid all over the dog oops!,the dog looked at me as to say you thick bald fucker i will get you back and hurtled round the room dyeing the furniture yellow.You fuckin stupid mongrel i shouted chased him and caught him phew!.
I cleaned him up with dog wipes(yes they make these likes multi purpose wipes but for canine cleanleness)later that nite i came down stairs i the dark of the room something glowed it was a radioactive pooch or a hulk style dog.
Question Whats the weirdest thing to happen to one of your pets and wot would be bruno new name?
THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD WOMEN!
Pool nite is Tuesday and the pub i play for is in a little town of Batley famous for foxes biscuits rugby,the nightclub the frontier which can be seen in the video for Black laces the conga?.
A strange thing happened the pub was full of female night of the living dead rejects with more make up than boy george ,more business for plastic surgeons for life and more bingo wings(the floopy bits from the shoulder to the elbow underside of flab)and cellulite patches from hell minger city!
Why you may ask?.I don,t get the chance to meet famous people but a certain Brian Mcfadden(ex westlife like backstreet boys but ten times worse)was sat in the pub hiding under his baseball cap.
He was pleasent, but the evil stare of possesed mingers drove him out as they seemed to suround the pub in a circle of cheap perfume, time for brain mc fat cunt to hurtle through the doors to safety taking the ugly mob with him.Fuckin hell after that gig wait outside ,your certain of a fuck from the 10 pints feeling you get for free hee hee
Question Met any one famous lately?
Bash gets into trouble at work again?
What more normal than having a tea break at work and having the munchies.My favorite is pickled onion monster munch, which are basically a big pototoe chip snack for you yanks!.I munched away happily enjoyed the exotic no one will kiss me flavour again.A hour later i get called into the office telling me i,m banned from eating them because my farts are leaving a unpleasent aroma and my toungues gone blue.Oh yes monster munch turn your tongue blue in a helloween stylee of limited addition greatness hee hhee.
Got a piccy i will post it!.
Question what are you allergic to and does your face or body do something weird when eating it?
WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT FOR THE LONGEST SHIT!
A massive 14 inch long thats mine,i took a piccy for proof and will send it in making out i haven,t smoothed in two peices into one!they won,t believe me should have taken a pic of my bleeding asshole! for more proof
SADNESS
Not living near my lusty yank harem as caused another lost casualty of love.Shucks just to say gutted but i hope shes happy because shes so sweet and makes me laugh go for it girl ,and we can still have a affair.By the way he looks familiar does he like asking questions
Thanx guys must dash to work.thanks to libra it makes a change for a outsider from my journal to enjoy my scribblings time to join bashs harem!
GRUNTAL BASH
PS MEND MY HEART SOMEONE
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