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A PREVIEW OF WATS TO FOLLOW

MR FLY MAN

TEDDY PORN

XMAS SHOPPING ARGHH

SPREADING THE ILLNESS wink

BERT

ABBA

COOL CAR COLOURS

WRESTLINGS UNLUCKIEST MAN

MOJO BACK

TOMMORROW ALL WILL BE REVEALED

STAY TUNED TO
BBC

BASHS BRILLIANT CUNTTRICKS
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deadmanshand:
come on you cocksucker, stop making me wait!!!
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angel_ree:
Spreading the illness!!! NOOOOOOOOOO
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So i just watched the third part of the greatest trilogy in film history RETURN OF THE JEDI which i always enjoy its got love,friendship,good and fucking evil and a happy ending what more do you want from a film its even got cutey cutey ewoks for the girlies.
I feel my life has been a battle against going to the darkside the last few...
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purplesiamese:
it's really fucking cold, you're forgiven for the cardis!

yay for avenged sevenfold! it's going to be fun!

i'm feeling better, my eye's not so gooey and i'm not at work any more! yay!

hows you?
phoenixgirl:
Oh she got it already??...I am so glad!! biggrin
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just to say thanx for all the well wishes from people the good news is chrissy is now home worse for wear so drop her a line she would love to here from you all.
cheers guys and gals for the awesome sg support. love love love
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lolliepop:
no problemo m always quick to spray bathroom cleaner on and clean it straight away so the pink doesnt stain whilst simultaniously trying to get pink stains off my skin!
killa_:
its weird what dogs will eat. my old dog that died some time ago, used to eat horse manure when we took him dog training at this horsey college.... nasty.

I thik wizbit - the triangle thing - was a girl.. I don't really remember.. and i assume the rabbit thing is a boy.. and hes quite happy to see wizbit. maybe they gett it on in the magical land shouting 'osgazazuzlan' or whatever the magical word was.

that random blog is exactly how my mind works.. theres no hope for me!
glad it inspired you to write blogs again, i look forward to some random ness from you!
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i guess most of you are aware by now my other half is again in hospital after again drinking to much alcohol and then trying to overdose.This time it was more serious i found her unconcious on the kitchen floor having fallen down the steps thus causing her to smash her nose,head and arm on the way down she looks like she went ten rounds...
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deadmanshand:
hey man, hope she is getting better, and hope your holding up, and if anyone at work whispers shit just remember they are just halfwits who wouuld rather pass judgement before they get the facts!! anyway, let us know hows it going!! smile
catagogo:
you're in my thoughts Bash. Hope you're both okay. smile kiss
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grrrrrrrrrr the week so far has been total shitness.Work sucks ass stress levels are fuckin threw the roof.
Last night my lucky pool underpants lost for the first time and then some cunt screwd my car over damaging the paintwork and window it was a good job chrissy heard them and i scared them off.
This morning my neck and shoulder which has been giving...
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kellymonster:
Ugh, sorry things haven't been going so well.

Joblessness is scary, but fear is fun. I recommend it Bash. Don't you go being a pussy now...
autumnovertures:
Awww, I'm sorry you got tricked.
I didn't know they celebrated it outside the US.
It IS a pretty rad holiday.

Feel better mister bash.
And sorry about the car.
I myself would have snuck up on them and took one hostage.
Make em give you their parents number.
That would be the best halloween trick ever.
Ahahaha!
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So i finally get to sit down and waffle on how great a weekend i had a change from the mundane shit winter can throw at oneself.
ROCK WITH THE UGLY BIRDS
So Friday i took chrissy to my mates 40th birthday party at a pub that was as small as a shoebox his cousins band provided the entertainment.They were pretty rock my mum complained...
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libra:
awwwwww i hate missing out on fun stuff

looks like you guys had a blast.

i love that first pic of you and chrissy!

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deadmanshand:
everything eels pretty boring without that legendary bash humour to brighten the day....lol
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shitty shitty sg my friends blogs ain,t working so i can,t update ho hum and i missed maries birthday im so sorry hun.My gifs don,t seem to work either dubble bugger.
I have amused myself with making work lookalike outfits at work which were fun(i will post later).
Chrissy has had a weird week she was monitered for her heart had to wear a moniter...
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purplesiamese:
spam!



'mr wishop, mr wishop!'

hehehehehehehe!

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killa_:
thanks for saying i looked nice in my costume. it was so warm with the wig on. and entertaning that no one knew it was me inside it.

English seasides are always a bit crude.... even the postcards!

Angel_Ree is soooo sweet and lovely! I love her to bits, and it was a fab weekend! I'm so happy I got to meet her!
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I can regret that i haven,t posted for a week again ,again no excuses but just another wreckless blog of hi jinks will follow as per usual it will be stylised in paragragh form with witty bold typed titles hopefully you will enjoy biggrin
and it begins........

BASHSTER ... CHASTITY....AND ZEN LIKE MONKDOM

So the chomper monster returned on Monday from the doctors with news good...
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lilandra:
hello you, love your zen like pose, you look very peaceful!!!
No sex is bad, i had the injection years ago, but didnt get on with it, but was great to have sex alot with no worries!!! biggrin
deadmanshand:
your pretty significant you are the hombre of SG land biggrin
haven't tried out the star trek outift, did try out the teddy thing, press studs on the crtoch and vibrating butt plugs are a good combination....i even came up her nose!!! thats 25,000 bonus PB points!!!

can't wait for the star trek one though, want to scream Make it So as i cum biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

no news on POB group, think they are against the idea, but haven't hear anything!!!

how come chrissy is the rock star of freinds request??? i get maybe one a month....if i'm lucky, currently watching Strutter!! what are you plans for satuirday?? and what/where do you feel like eating???/


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Man i have been sicker than a world vomiting contest if ever there was a event.
On Thursday after again my superman underpants bought by the lucious libra brought me five straight pool wins in one week i seem to developed some kind of INTERNET ILLNESS which was downlaoaded off deadmanshand and virtually died until probably Sunday 21 43 (thats why i am writing this).Heres...
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chomper:
and what might that be? cos i don't know
autumnovertures:
Ello mister bash.
I've returned to ye ole shoppe of classy internet pin-ups.
How've you been.

<3 Miss Ren.
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MAN I AM ROYALLY FUCKED AFTER A AMAZING WEEKEND IN THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF LANDARN.
It was good to our fwends old and new.
FRIDAY FUN,FUCKWITS, AND FEAR
Soooooooo friday we arrived at the hotel chilled and met my fellow POB er deadmanshand and his ever so luscious other halfpurplesiamese we headed out to the Trocerdero to shop and meet libra we shopped...
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ireland_:
Thanks for your sweet birthday wishes! Your blogs are hilarious.
purplesiamese:
hello!

london was pretty amazing and loads of fun!

glad you're enjoying the porn biggrin

and we're seeing you again soon, yay!

(will be less fragile looking, promise!)
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jackieomonroe:
Whoop whoop, can't see the pictures and the report.

Everytime I hear the word "custard" I think of the teletubbies. Just throwing that out there! kiss
deadmanshand:
what an ace weekend!!! can't wait to see you guys in notts again!! biggrin
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I COLLASPSE IN A PILE OF PUTRID,SMELLING GROSS OUT BLOGGING ON A MONDAY NIGHT.I have been in hiding from the evil monsters of doom but they seem to removing themselves from my life but still they lurk in the shadows ready to strike.
Hey COCKSUCKERS,ASS MUNCHERS,GRANNIESHAGGIES and Nobjockeys i have returned with the motherfucking blog of sarcasm which will unfold before your eyes.

ITS A...
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cerephinna:
Breaking the other one wouldnt bother me so much wink
5 weeks off work again and I'm right handed!

See you in a couple of days x x x
ladylovelybrit:

THE LOOK LIKE A CUNT WHILE YOUR MUM CUTS YOUR HAIR


Oh bash my dear, I say thank-you so much for this!, and how did you ever think I could forget my favorite elf?!! never. tongue
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