WRITERS BLOCK,UNFESTIVE CHEER ,INTERNET HOO HARRR! ARE TO BLAME FOR MY ABSENCE BUT THE FORCES OF NATURE HAVE SWUNG TENFOLD AND I HAVE RETURNED AND TOOLED TO FUCK HOPEFULLY TO SPREAD HAPINESS ON HERE 
deck the customers that are off their trolleys fa la la lar lar lar!!! don,t you love the time of year its the time for giving(spending all your money you possibly...
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deck the customers that are off their trolleys fa la la lar lar lar!!! don,t you love the time of year its the time for giving(spending all your money you possibly...
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I must apologise for my absence which is due to my internet provider and phone company shafting my dsl line which they say should be fixed Friday this week but after talking to A FUCKINGFUCKFACE INDIAN CALL CENTER I FEAR NOT.Their excuses include a amazing is your burgaler alarm plugged into your phone and a unplug your filter and put another one in only for...
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nicolenoir:
Thanks for the comment, kind sir! Nice to meet you.
I do get a little balck 'n blue from too many pits, but I find it very useful for stress
I do get a little balck 'n blue from too many pits, but I find it very useful for stress
escapeodt:
nice to have you back online, dude. life without internet sucks...i know this from experience, i'm sad to say...*wipes away a tear*
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der de der de der de de der der der de de der de der de and i don,t want you and i don,t need you ha im off to Manchester today me the LORD OF FUCK gets to see the GOD OF FUCK Marilyn manson whos been supported by the awesome Turbonegro which will rock.
Im on holiday till Monday so chillin is...
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der de der de der de de der der der de de der de der de and i don,t want you and i don,t need you ha im off to Manchester today me the LORD OF FUCK gets to see the GOD OF FUCK Marilyn manson whos been supported by the awesome Turbonegro which will rock.
Im on holiday till Monday so chillin is...
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justalitfuse:
and u rock! u look like fun:o)
sweetie:
lol... thanks. 
SO IM BEEN WALKING IN A WET WEEKEND WINTER WONDERLAND WITH MY SG HOMIE AND SG HAREMSTERS WHICH ROCKED.
I was super stoked to have my pob joint leader deadmanshand and his sassy squeezepurplesiamese on friday night in anticipation of meeting my no1 haremsterlibra on saturday.
Friday we chilled and i got my etnies back that i left at steves i missed em...
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I was super stoked to have my pob joint leader deadmanshand and his sassy squeezepurplesiamese on friday night in anticipation of meeting my no1 haremsterlibra on saturday.
Friday we chilled and i got my etnies back that i left at steves i missed em...
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sorchablue:
what is that scary thing in that last pic? and that is a fantastic snowman.
revanche:
Hey, thanks for the amazing words! Be sure to get some sleep! 
grrrrrrrrrr for losing my sock and cock vote.
double grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for having a stiff back from sleeping on the sofa because of my other halfs inability to have a normal sleep pattern like the rest of us.
grrrrrrrr to being bitched at for keeping her awake with my snoring.
Grrrrrrr to last night in general
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Today i feel like sleeping for a week andn...
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double grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for having a stiff back from sleeping on the sofa because of my other halfs inability to have a normal sleep pattern like the rest of us.
grrrrrrrr to being bitched at for keeping her awake with my snoring.
Grrrrrrr to last night in general
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Today i feel like sleeping for a week andn...
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lilandra:
Awe hun, sorry you lost, and have sofa face, its not fun!!! 
deadmanshand:
thanks for an ace weekend mate!! hope you dont mind my blog too much
So the deadman and his squeeze cazza are up nowth to visit me n chrisssy and hang out with the lush jen saturday should be fun!
Big quezzie thats intrigued the sg nation is the bashs freddie mecury tribute COCK OR SOCK???
Some fellas on here seem to be in awe with the bashs lycra clad pouch but they say it could be a cock...
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Big quezzie thats intrigued the sg nation is the bashs freddie mecury tribute COCK OR SOCK???
Some fellas on here seem to be in awe with the bashs lycra clad pouch but they say it could be a cock...
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irus:
sock 
ta2dmom:
It's a fox, wearing socks
that likes to eat cocks.
So keep your cocks wrapped in socks to save them from the fox.
Or something like that.
Or nothing like that.
Or whatever. I'm going to trust Chrissy with this answer!
Enjoy your company.
xoxo
<3 K
that likes to eat cocks.
So keep your cocks wrapped in socks to save them from the fox.
Or something like that.
Or nothing like that.
Or whatever. I'm going to trust Chrissy with this answer!
Enjoy your company.
xoxo
<3 K
What another update well i feel very chipper at the mo works so so i guess i would love to have more enrgy but this time of year when its dark in the morning and evening the bashster just wants to hibernate even my carnal urges seem to dwindle.
I have to set the record straight about my freddie costome last blog it was in...
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lilandra:
Wow, now thats an inmressive bulge, steve, wil have to work hard to keep up!!!!
deadmanshand:
cool, a takeaway and booze in sounds like a plan to me!! How big is this snowman then??? more importantly what do we need to melt the bastard, more than a box of matches??
i will bring your etnies, but i don't know what i'll be able to sniff whilst wanking from now on??
we should hopefully be there for about 7ish, depending on when I can get out fo work, if I can get off early enough we'll be on a train at 4-5ish!! but will let you know when we're on the way
so you reckon we can get the 2 missuses to have a tit olympics competition!!
i will bring your etnies, but i don't know what i'll be able to sniff whilst wanking from now on??
we should hopefully be there for about 7ish, depending on when I can get out fo work, if I can get off early enough we'll be on a train at 4-5ish!! but will let you know when we're on the way
so you reckon we can get the 2 missuses to have a tit olympics competition!!
What another update well i feel very chipper at the mo works so so i guess i would love to have more enrgy but this time of year when its dark in the morning and evening the bashster just wants to hibernate even my carnal urges seem to dwindle.
I have to set the record straight about my freddie costome last blog it was in...
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I have to set the record straight about my freddie costome last blog it was in...
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So the weekend tumbles round with a mix of to many xmas ads on the telly,mad shopping a big love of cider which the bash has aquired the ability to predict american horror.A praying session to the lord of wrestling that someone will get it it tombstone stylee and the anniversary of a legend.
GARLIC OR SHIT TAKE!!!
Don,t you just love american horror me...
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GARLIC OR SHIT TAKE!!!
Don,t you just love american horror me...
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lilandra:
the image of you in yor leotard is going to stay with me forever, love it!!!
savage:
I cant wait to go see shrooms, it looks awesome!!!!
Thanxs for your comments hun
Im not gunna disappear you cant get rid iof the chavster that easily !!!
Thanxs for your comments hun
Im not gunna disappear you cant get rid iof the chavster that easily !!! A weekly entry comes from my mouth once again with a array of expletives and comedy.
This week apart from suffering football indignity Leeds and England i have been banished to RINGWAYS DONCASTER who have aquired a new manager and workshop controller.Doncatrazz is 30 miles away so its nearly two hours a day travelling but i got a ickle ford ka to bozz there and...
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This week apart from suffering football indignity Leeds and England i have been banished to RINGWAYS DONCASTER who have aquired a new manager and workshop controller.Doncatrazz is 30 miles away so its nearly two hours a day travelling but i got a ickle ford ka to bozz there and...
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mark_plus_beer:
Fabio Capello would make me happy , or to fuck off half the nation Jurgen Klingsman
purplesiamese:
i can't wait to see you two!
hehe! i thought you'd have something to say about the film!
neither steve nor i bought a dress, but i was oggling shoes. i did buy him the game though, he's been a good boy and really overworked and made miserable by work so i thought he deserved it.
hehe! i thought you'd have something to say about the film!
neither steve nor i bought a dress, but i was oggling shoes. i did buy him the game though, he's been a good boy and really overworked and made miserable by work so i thought he deserved it.
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR its cold and its gloomier than gloom its gloomier than a suicidal emo kid now thats gloomy.The cold has mean,t again my living room floor will have a coating of sawdust as my guinea pigs DUFF N SLASH have to come inside for the winter.All they have been on is a eat fest straw,carrots,spinich,food and cardboard tubes but its ace to hear their happy...
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killa_:
thast hilarious your photoshop skills are amazing, looks so relaistic.. and i really like the floating white blob by my head!
killa_:
yoou and chrissy are both welcome!! i would love to have you both there!! the more 80s the outfit the better!! an 80s icon would be amazing!
blooby photoshops!!!
all im am thinking of is mr blobbby now.
in 1986?! lol.. i was 5, and wearing shiney jumpsuits that my mum put me in. and stuff... 1989 was better, i woudl have ahd crimped hair, and jumper dresses
blooby photoshops!!!
all im am thinking of is mr blobbby now.
in 1986?! lol.. i was 5, and wearing shiney jumpsuits that my mum put me in. and stuff... 1989 was better, i woudl have ahd crimped hair, and jumper dresses
bairdduvessa:
lol
bashster:
SEXUAL FURRY HEALING
XO