Sunday how the weeks fly by!.Its been a hectic week in the week of the bash! after my booze athon Tuesday i have kept off the devil juice!.I decided to go to the seaside on Saturdaya chance to thrash the old car down some fantastic curvy roads.I managed to navigate the Humber suspension bridge which was rad and a amazing peice of architecture!.
Skegness is...
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My A to Z journal!.
A apple bottoms are awesome Miss R rules
B Birthday birthday greets to THE PIXIE FIERY
C Crazy 88,s my kill bill fetish!(watched again 9times now)
D Dog Bruno losing hair quicker than me
E Eaten to much junk food this week
F Friction burns lol!
G Gurning silly faces at work pulling!
H Hairy shoulder has my forehead slipped...
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A apple bottoms are awesome Miss R rules
B Birthday birthday greets to THE PIXIE FIERY
C Crazy 88,s my kill bill fetish!(watched again 9times now)
D Dog Bruno losing hair quicker than me
E Eaten to much junk food this week
F Friction burns lol!
G Gurning silly faces at work pulling!
H Hairy shoulder has my forehead slipped...
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poisonboy:
Dude, I'm hittin' up Europe this summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back up in yo'ass with this resurrect-shun!
(that's a little Getto Boys jam for ya!).
drink one for me...
I gotta go to work...
No death metal shows for almost a month... ('cept Crowbar later this month!).
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Back up in yo'ass with this resurrect-shun!
(that's a little Getto Boys jam for ya!).
drink one for me...
I gotta go to work...
No death metal shows for almost a month... ('cept Crowbar later this month!).
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fireyspright:
Thanks for birthday wishes, 5 miles of broken glass? I think after that the experience of bedding her would not be very pleasant.
Sorry for my last journal which was to intense and had very big male chauvanistic tendencies!.
I hooked up with Chrissy my big gurl friend and it cheered me up bein with a girl where sex wasn,t the be all and end all of everything.I tend to find the more proportioned woman to be bubbly,funnier and cuddlier which i like but they like me have...
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I hooked up with Chrissy my big gurl friend and it cheered me up bein with a girl where sex wasn,t the be all and end all of everything.I tend to find the more proportioned woman to be bubbly,funnier and cuddlier which i like but they like me have...
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fireyspright:
hey bash, sorry i have been bad at updating and stuff, i am kinda crazy right now
rude_ruca:
Bash! I still 'heart' ya, yknow.....Anywho, yeah, the last entry left me scratching me head, but rarely DO you post anything that doesn't leave me scratching my head. That one in particular, though, think I scratched a lil harder, now I have a rash. Thanks, bash! 
Oh, and thank you very much, I think my apple bottom is BEAUUUTIFUL!
Oh, and thank you very much, I think my apple bottom is BEAUUUTIFUL! 
bashster:
THE BASH CAVE!
Saturday,saturday,saturday saturday..nites all right for fighting!.Sorry gotta singing head on!(even if it is by a fat wig wearing gay eccentric englishman Elton John).
Hows it goin you maggots its fine and dandy at the mo in bashs universe, the jobs goin well!,my bed had two bodies in it last night
the weathers not bad!.
I have been a bit gutted that i won,t be able...
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Hows it goin you maggots its fine and dandy at the mo in bashs universe, the jobs goin well!,my bed had two bodies in it last night
the weathers not bad!.
I have been a bit gutted that i won,t be able...
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janie__:
So big girls aren't tight? I'm confused.
I'm sad you have to deal with Tony Blair.. GW Bush's cock sucking lover
xo
T
I'm sad you have to deal with Tony Blair.. GW Bush's cock sucking lover
xo
T
janie__:
Oh also, I Murphys!
What a clean house you got! Come clean mine?
xo
T
Murphys!
What a clean house you got! Come clean mine?
xo
T
Getting slack with the updates only 3 last weekend i must,i must i must improve my bust(you love my english faux pas sayings.My new job kicked in and is a mindfuck of large proportions but is the grass greener on the other side, who knows?(second english sayin).
I have requinted the pool hall twice this week which was nice,i actually managed to play well for...
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fireyspright:
Of course Ill join you. Why not? If you lived here I would drink with you all the timre. That guy just didn't know what was going on. I think he actually had sex with me at the end of my period, making it impossible for me to get pregnant. He was just too much of an asshole to notice so he doesn't know. Hahaha. Let him worry. 
naturalvelvet:
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I bookmarked you as a friend.
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poisonboy:
The new profile pics rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And reading your journal is like trying to read Philip K. Dick on Mushrooms and I fucking love it (both your journal and dat ding I mentioned before)...
Ahhhh... gotta read the Joe Perry interview now!
And reading your journal is like trying to read Philip K. Dick on Mushrooms and I fucking love it (both your journal and dat ding I mentioned before)...
Ahhhh... gotta read the Joe Perry interview now!
fireyspright:
Hey bash the crazy fuckin bish. Hows it hanging? In boston we have a saying. Wicked fuckin pissa dude. And this is a good thing. Mythology? Of course. I am the goddess of death and destruction. I am burning down a village and causing a war as we speak. Don't tempt me or I will throw your puny island into fucking chaos and then we'll see who drives on the left side of the road! 
Why do they do that anyways? I think its because England is just too stubborn and refuses to admit that the rest of the world drives differently. I consider it a kind of blind indignation.
Why do they do that anyways? I think its because England is just too stubborn and refuses to admit that the rest of the world drives differently. I consider it a kind of blind indignation.
BIG UP THE NEW WORKSHOP CONTROLLER FOR RINGWAYS FORD LEEDS ACCIDENT REPAIR CENTRE!.
MOI yes i gotta leg up the ladder i,m fuckin stoked the man with power i feel like Ming the Merciless,Dick Dastardly,Hitler rolled into one.
Tell you the truth ive worked with the guys on shop floor for 10 years so they have some respect for me and me for them.I might...
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MOI yes i gotta leg up the ladder i,m fuckin stoked the man with power i feel like Ming the Merciless,Dick Dastardly,Hitler rolled into one.
Tell you the truth ive worked with the guys on shop floor for 10 years so they have some respect for me and me for them.I might...
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lessthanthree:
i dont htink theres enough yarn in the world my friend. 
to answer your questions...
1.Because they wake you up from your regular sleepwalking haze
2. Because I'm sure you are my dear.
3.they say "when it rains it pours" meaning, when things are shitty they always get shittier. i hate this statemet.
4.beg you pardon!?
5. I dont know! I dont make up these sill litte things!!!
6.You must be crazy. I like to take pictures in lamp shops.
7.i really dont know you strange man.
8. It's called a 4x4 and its delicious.
9. I never get friends requests
10.I prefer 7
to answer your questions...
1.Because they wake you up from your regular sleepwalking haze
2. Because I'm sure you are my dear.
3.they say "when it rains it pours" meaning, when things are shitty they always get shittier. i hate this statemet.
4.beg you pardon!?
5. I dont know! I dont make up these sill litte things!!!
6.You must be crazy. I like to take pictures in lamp shops.
7.i really dont know you strange man.
8. It's called a 4x4 and its delicious.
9. I never get friends requests
10.I prefer 7
janie__:
haha- great profile pic
Your girls are pretty hot! The UK is where I'd like to move.. so I can drool over all your accents!
xo
T
Your girls are pretty hot! The UK is where I'd like to move.. so I can drool over all your accents!
xo
T
Its Sunday 8am i,m up with the birds or as us brits say up with the larks!.The weather makes me feel musical(bursts into song)The sun has got his hat on hip hip hip horay the sun as got his hat on and bash is out to play!.(can you hear them glorious vocals!).
Well Wednesday was my last update sorry about my drunken quezzies and thanks...
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Well Wednesday was my last update sorry about my drunken quezzies and thanks...
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fidelius:
Hi back 
dice666:
Blimin' ekk you're a horny bugger!! Must be the weather, a bit of heat and guys turn into rampant sexaholics!! Not that I'm not or anything!!
wooooahhhh!i,m back infull hapinesss mode or am i drunk as skunk(yes to both).My cars fixed iv,e had a top night out with(check out names), incredible dave,ed vard,paulio,chaz,the deadman and nuffski weve being shooting pool and drinking quite heavily for a wednesday 
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I have some quezzies for ya!
Why a German pope?
What do you do with a Avocado?
Why do women like flowers?
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I have some quezzies for ya!
Why a German pope?
What do you do with a Avocado?
Why do women like flowers?
Whats...
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lessthanthree:
love ya bash! hope you have a great weekend
blaupunkt:
haha, thanks for the amusing comment
The gods dont seem to be smilin on me at the moment!, my car is in sick bay awaiting more extra parts, my favorite black studded Lowlife belt snapped in half(this is one of my fave bits of clothing) and i went to return a window blind only to leave my wallet on the kitchen table .The receptionist work collegue has had pms all day...
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franceypanties:
Hey Bash!!!! You can crash my journal anytime!!!! Yes me lovey the footie!!!! That match between Inter and Milan was crazy!!!! Poor fucking Inter ... they just can't pull it together! Nice to see Juventus get their asses booted by Liverpool!!! Ha ha ha .... that made me very happy!!!
Hope it all works out with your car!!!!! That sucks about the belt too ... when my fave broke I used a roll of duct tape to patch it back up ... it looked like shite ... and blew apart a few weeks later. Oh well .....
Hope it all works out with your car!!!!! That sucks about the belt too ... when my fave broke I used a roll of duct tape to patch it back up ... it looked like shite ... and blew apart a few weeks later. Oh well .....
dice666:
hey that's well weird my Elvis belt broke the other day too, soo random!! the belts are cursed!!!
1ST I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SCARY MUGSHOT OF A PROFILE PIC THE 18 SENSORS DIDN,T LIKE THE CHAINSAW JUST LIKE EMINEM!.
The new shots a bit lighter on the eyes but still shows my bullet chin(my bud calls me bowling ball head,two nostril hopes and a chin you see!),but kirk and michael douglas have one so i shouldn,t be bothered!.
I have decided to ditch...
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The new shots a bit lighter on the eyes but still shows my bullet chin(my bud calls me bowling ball head,two nostril hopes and a chin you see!),but kirk and michael douglas have one so i shouldn,t be bothered!.
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portraitinflesh:
I liked your chainsaw massacre pic! It was sexy in a s&m kinda way!
xox
xox
rude_ruca:
Haha, YESSS! Nothing says cooler than a vintage 'Stones' tee. May I ask how much it cost? I actually ran into a chick at a local mega store who was from the UK. She says she is about 2 miles north of London. Anywho, I was bitching abouth having to pay 8 american dollars for this masara (stuff that girls and transvestites and Robert Smith apply to eye lashes). She politely turned and showed me a cheaper but better product, citing that in the UK, she would spend about 26 dollars onthis particular product. Here, I think the brand she pointed out was like 6 bucks or something. I mean, 26 dollars for make-up? I don't even pay that much for high end stuff, let alone something that can be picked up at Wal-Mart. Opps, my southern american redneck is seaping out, lemme put that way! lol......
your bathroom is so pretty, i'd feel like a mermaid bathing there.
i need that mermaid hello kitty magnet.
i love your hello kitty stuff, after I clean my room I'll post pictures of it for you