Yikes i havn,t updated since the weekend i,ve been busy savin dogs from sewage pipes,rescuing kids from upside down dingys and adjusting pamela andersons bikini
.I need more fake tan , a decent record producer and a decent german audience to buy my shit albums(ps see mr hasselhoff profile
).
I ,ve had a hectic week the countdown to my hols has begun,its been glorious...
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I ,ve had a hectic week the countdown to my hols has begun,its been glorious...
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I MUST FIRST APOLIGIZE FOR THE FOUL MOUTHED TIRADE COMING FROM ONE DISGUSTING AND VULGAR MOUTH IN MY LAST JOURNAL MY SYMPATHIES FOR ALL THOSE I OFFENDED!.
Now on with the TOUR DE BASH(PICCYS IN JOURNAL PICCY WOTNOT).
TOUR DE BASH DAY1.
Wednesday a day of gloomy Manchester weather(its a bit like seatle where it rains a lot,me chrissy and annette made our way to...
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Now on with the TOUR DE BASH(PICCYS IN JOURNAL PICCY WOTNOT).
TOUR DE BASH DAY1.
Wednesday a day of gloomy Manchester weather(its a bit like seatle where it rains a lot,me chrissy and annette made our way to...
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poisonboy:
I will watch for the TItty Cam and I will dedicate my pre-show, during show, and post-show joints to you, my man!
I don't think they fucked up the sweet and that double bed, m'man!
BUt that is some smmmoooooooooooth shit!
All right, now dish out some advice pertaining to my unobtainable goth crush who worx at VIcky's, yo!
Glad you had a good time.
Hope the hangover was worth it!
I don't think they fucked up the sweet and that double bed, m'man!
BUt that is some smmmoooooooooooth shit!
All right, now dish out some advice pertaining to my unobtainable goth crush who worx at VIcky's, yo!
Glad you had a good time.
Hope the hangover was worth it!
switchsigh:
Awww - I got a mention in your journal! Kick ass! Goddamn - you are one phrenetic sonuvabeotch! Rock on!
bashster:
back from the dead?
Crueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!CRUE its to motherfucking day dudes,i,ve finished fuckin early,and i,m getting ready to fuckin rock in my motherfuckin jeans and fuckin shirt so i will update tomorrow with my motherfuckin journal you fuckin fucks.
dude gotta fuckin fly!...Fuckin bash the fuckin bish fuck...!.
The swearing is copyright of tommy lee i apologise if i offended any of you fuckin cunts with my fuckin terrible cussing...
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dude gotta fuckin fly!...Fuckin bash the fuckin bish fuck...!.
The swearing is copyright of tommy lee i apologise if i offended any of you fuckin cunts with my fuckin terrible cussing...
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poisonboy:
Dude, enjoy that shit!
I saw Methods of Mayhem live in 2000!
Motley Crue (w/out Tommy Lee but with the Chick drummer from Hole) also in 2000!
I saw Tommy Lee on his solo tour in 2002!
And now, on August 9th, I will be see the Crue and Tommy Lee with his huge cock and revolving drum kit, live on stage here in the beautiful Midwest!
Enjoy that shit my man and be sure to wear two pairs of jeans cuz you will scorch your shorts when they hit the stage and hit you with a face-melter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long live the Crue!
In fact, I am gonna rock out to Red, White and Crue on my way to the drive-in tonight!
Rock on, yo!
I saw Methods of Mayhem live in 2000!
Motley Crue (w/out Tommy Lee but with the Chick drummer from Hole) also in 2000!
I saw Tommy Lee on his solo tour in 2002!
And now, on August 9th, I will be see the Crue and Tommy Lee with his huge cock and revolving drum kit, live on stage here in the beautiful Midwest!
Enjoy that shit my man and be sure to wear two pairs of jeans cuz you will scorch your shorts when they hit the stage and hit you with a face-melter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long live the Crue!
In fact, I am gonna rock out to Red, White and Crue on my way to the drive-in tonight!
Rock on, yo!
janie__:
ok ok.. what is Crue?
Its being a week of ups and downs so its bash list time as usual!.
UPS!
1.Shaun of the dead saw this last nite for the sixth time its a class zombie movie.
2.Related from above bashs attempt to become a zombie by the clever make up use of babecue coal tomato ketchup! which managed to scare chrissy at least but left a awful wiff...
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UPS!
1.Shaun of the dead saw this last nite for the sixth time its a class zombie movie.
2.Related from above bashs attempt to become a zombie by the clever make up use of babecue coal tomato ketchup! which managed to scare chrissy at least but left a awful wiff...
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poisonboy:
I forgot to tell ya, bro:
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! for the word on Creep.
I've heard more good than bad and the only bad I've heard is from no-life-having pud-whackers on the Internet Movie database.
I love Frank Potante, and I think the director, Chris Smith, will be the new John Carpenter if he plays his cards right.
And thanks for giving me a point of reference (I fucking LOVE Hammer). I own many Hammer films and even bought the Amicus and Tigon collections from the UK. British horror is KING!
I love Cushing and Lee better than Lugosi and Karloff... but NOTHING can match my boy Vincent Price; not only the best actor out of all of them, but he has the best voice, and grew up in the same neighborhoods as I did!
My copy of Creep just shipped from amazon.co.uk
I know Undead is on DVD in the UK, but I wanna see it first.
I've heard mixed things. I don't like whacky zombie comedies (like Jackson's Dead Alive or Evil Dead II) but I can handle zombie movies with some well-done humor in them (Shaun of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and the Japanese film Stacey).
Well, this ends my horror movie rant, but I totally look forward to hearing what you think about Land of the Dead when it hits.
Peace, bro!
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! for the word on Creep.
I've heard more good than bad and the only bad I've heard is from no-life-having pud-whackers on the Internet Movie database.
I love Frank Potante, and I think the director, Chris Smith, will be the new John Carpenter if he plays his cards right.
And thanks for giving me a point of reference (I fucking LOVE Hammer). I own many Hammer films and even bought the Amicus and Tigon collections from the UK. British horror is KING!
I love Cushing and Lee better than Lugosi and Karloff... but NOTHING can match my boy Vincent Price; not only the best actor out of all of them, but he has the best voice, and grew up in the same neighborhoods as I did!
My copy of Creep just shipped from amazon.co.uk
I know Undead is on DVD in the UK, but I wanna see it first.
I've heard mixed things. I don't like whacky zombie comedies (like Jackson's Dead Alive or Evil Dead II) but I can handle zombie movies with some well-done humor in them (Shaun of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, and the Japanese film Stacey).
Well, this ends my horror movie rant, but I totally look forward to hearing what you think about Land of the Dead when it hits.
Peace, bro!
janie__:
Well the fashion must mean that men can go without socks... Miami Vice style baby!!
xo
T
xo
T
Its Tuesday 6pm in old blighty,my mouse batteries are dying a death and i haven,t anymore shucks the screens disapearing quicker than kirtsy alleys dinner.Fuckin electrics they never seem to work properly.
So my frantic weekend finished with a trip to a eaterie Frankie and bennies for a juicy steak sandwich with peppercorn mayonaise a trip to the shoe shop to by one of my...
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So my frantic weekend finished with a trip to a eaterie Frankie and bennies for a juicy steak sandwich with peppercorn mayonaise a trip to the shoe shop to by one of my...
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poisonboy:
dude, cheers to you my dome-sportin' British homie!
Nothing scares me (cept American police and the conservative Right).
Get back to the gladiator shape and we'll start a bar fight this winter... I'll intention step on people's shoes and when they balk I'll be all,
"Ah, well, let's see what my boy bish has to say about that shit!"
Cuz Heaven knows I can't fight!
I'm like the caucasian Steve Urkel up in here.
Please believe.
I weigh 130 lbs.
no joke.
Ever see Christian Bale in the Machinst?
that's me.
Why am I saying all this incriminating shit on your journal!
Well, I might be going on a float trip so we'll both be gettin' back to nature.
We'll swop stories when we get back.
Peace, homeskillet, throw down the nasty on everyone who stands in your way
Nothing scares me (cept American police and the conservative Right).
Get back to the gladiator shape and we'll start a bar fight this winter... I'll intention step on people's shoes and when they balk I'll be all,
"Ah, well, let's see what my boy bish has to say about that shit!"
Cuz Heaven knows I can't fight!
I'm like the caucasian Steve Urkel up in here.
Please believe.
I weigh 130 lbs.
no joke.
Ever see Christian Bale in the Machinst?
that's me.
Why am I saying all this incriminating shit on your journal!
Well, I might be going on a float trip so we'll both be gettin' back to nature.
We'll swop stories when we get back.
Peace, homeskillet, throw down the nasty on everyone who stands in your way
asphyxiia:
lol i love the new profile pic.
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TWO GIRLFRIENDS?? lucky devil!!
....keep the road rage up... they deserve it lol!!
TWO GIRLFRIENDS?? lucky devil!!
DE DE DA DE DA DE DA DE DA DEE..DA DEE DE DA DA DER.DE DER.....fuckin muppet theme tunes stuck in my noggin(head yank translation!).Its update time the comic bash as left the building the new profile shot is either of the following
1.Being suprised that my piccys bein taken
2.Rigor mortis after loosing my bubblegum!
3.The new blow up doll bash with three real...
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1.Being suprised that my piccys bein taken
2.Rigor mortis after loosing my bubblegum!
3.The new blow up doll bash with three real...
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poisonboy:
Dude, the Muppets rule and Mick Mars is the Keith Richards of 80's rock... the man is being kept alive on formaldehyde!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm off to work for an 8 hour shift...
watch out for those monster cocks...
I'm hitting up Amsterdam and Berlin this Summer, yo!!!!!!
I'll be a fuckin' death metal yank in the continent of sin and I'll be staring in a porno taking place in the Netherland of that same title...
Spice it up, mofo!
Spice it UP!!!!!!!!!
I'm off to work for an 8 hour shift...
watch out for those monster cocks...
I'm hitting up Amsterdam and Berlin this Summer, yo!!!!!!
I'll be a fuckin' death metal yank in the continent of sin and I'll be staring in a porno taking place in the Netherland of that same title...
Spice it up, mofo!
Spice it UP!!!!!!!!!
poisonboy:
dooood, I WILL set off the death metal detector!!
We'll totally catch a pint when I hit London!
but you should travel to Amsterdam and smoke opium and fuck hookahs with me... you should take a train... one of those magical trains that runs over water and flies over people...
have you heard the Red Chord's CD yet???
It will ruffle your pants and wipe that Boris Karloff smile off yer damn face!!!
Enjoy Sin City... it is truly some unique shit and that movie zinged my ass all the way through its 2 hours... it came out stateside back in March... and hopefully the girl yer seein' it with will be turned on enough by Bruce Willis and Clive Owen to rape you directly in the theater, like a German Shephered mounting a black lab...
you da meat!
We'll totally catch a pint when I hit London!
but you should travel to Amsterdam and smoke opium and fuck hookahs with me... you should take a train... one of those magical trains that runs over water and flies over people...
have you heard the Red Chord's CD yet???
It will ruffle your pants and wipe that Boris Karloff smile off yer damn face!!!
Enjoy Sin City... it is truly some unique shit and that movie zinged my ass all the way through its 2 hours... it came out stateside back in March... and hopefully the girl yer seein' it with will be turned on enough by Bruce Willis and Clive Owen to rape you directly in the theater, like a German Shephered mounting a black lab...
you da meat!
I am a dreamer with a heart of gold!......
Motley Crue-Home sweet home!
I decided i,m to nice to be a boss any tips to harden me up or just am i a friendly type of guy!
Motley Crue-Home sweet home!
I decided i,m to nice to be a boss any tips to harden me up or just am i a friendly type of guy!
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litza:
hahaha... i was also too nice.. but , at the same time... iwork sodamned hard, and my underlings knew i expeted a high standard and they would just do what they had to do...mind you you always get a few assholes :/
thanks for adding me btw
thanks for adding me btw
janie__:
Be nice to your boss.. maybe you'll get a pay raise?
xo
T
xo
T
VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWOOSH THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND FLYS BY AT A ROCKET FILLED PANTS RATE OF ACTIVITY!.
Hows everybody diddling i have gotten over Bo losing the finale on yank idol,you see rock will always be just not mainstream enough which is cool.So wots made me happy again weell a brilliant smackdown and raw,joined the wrestling forum on the sg site its rox.The 3rd string England team beating...
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Hows everybody diddling i have gotten over Bo losing the finale on yank idol,you see rock will always be just not mainstream enough which is cool.So wots made me happy again weell a brilliant smackdown and raw,joined the wrestling forum on the sg site its rox.The 3rd string England team beating...
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janie__:
I was off on vacation for the holiday weekend, so I didn't notice you broke up with me
I gotta hear this bitch that won Idol.. country singer
Tash is HOT. way hot.
xo
T
I gotta hear this bitch that won Idol.. country singer
Tash is HOT. way hot.
xo
T
dice666:
Ahh how I love to stuff my face even when your not hungry!! MMMMM!
Tuesday nite!
Home from the dark place(work)feeling depressed the reason is the sound comin from my car cd player!.Never listen to sad,miserable music that always makes me think of how good i had it when i was 20(gnr, the crue,aerosmith).Grunge appeared and zapped hair metal so i wallowed in brit pop for a few years a finally one day my jaw hit the floor with...
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Home from the dark place(work)feeling depressed the reason is the sound comin from my car cd player!.Never listen to sad,miserable music that always makes me think of how good i had it when i was 20(gnr, the crue,aerosmith).Grunge appeared and zapped hair metal so i wallowed in brit pop for a few years a finally one day my jaw hit the floor with...
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rude_ruca:
Bashy luv....you're new pics are....yummy!
I put new piccy's up too! Anyway, Sounds like you had quite the weekend. Bike riding can be SOOO much fun, through the country side and all. My fave part is when you are going up hill, legs pulsating from the blood gushing from your heart as it pounds in such a way it would explode at any moment, and then your head turns all red, almost purple, and then you blackout.....oh, wait, maybe that's just me....
sludgehead:
I haven't heard the second Audioslave album yet... but i'm off to download it now and hope you are wrong!
Finally i a chance to update after sg,s poor server problems i have been suffering.How are all my infidels and all you chicks in my journal friends harem!.
Britain is being swamped in a star wars frenzy with everything star wars for sale in the shops from helmets that Darth your voice(don,t go over to the dark side bash!)to joda false ears.What next light saber...
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Britain is being swamped in a star wars frenzy with everything star wars for sale in the shops from helmets that Darth your voice(don,t go over to the dark side bash!)to joda false ears.What next light saber...
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rude_ruca:
Awww, bashy, thanks for the lovin in my journal. You are the best! And I think it's hilarious how men have this strange fascination with their poop. And, my oh my you talk of farting a lot (but shhh, don't tell anyone...I think that's hilarious!). Anywho, to answer your questions....
1. Chewey. He's got a great heart, but my GAWD that moaning gets to be a bit much.
2. Probably my Transformer figurines or my rocking horse, Duke.
3. Eva. My god she's got a classic timeless beauty to her. Excited to see her with a new set today.
4. My tum tum.
5. Freddy Krueger
6. At the mo? Romance. My knee hurts too much to be freakin it up!!!
1. Chewey. He's got a great heart, but my GAWD that moaning gets to be a bit much.
2. Probably my Transformer figurines or my rocking horse, Duke.
3. Eva. My god she's got a classic timeless beauty to her. Excited to see her with a new set today.
4. My tum tum.
5. Freddy Krueger
6. At the mo? Romance. My knee hurts too much to be freakin it up!!!
rude_ruca:
Awww, thanks, bashy, but guess what, stupuid sg, i can't see the whole pic
hehe, but i get the point
Birds chirping,the smell for spring flowers after the rain,the awesome sound of system of a downs new lp booming from my car stereo.My best friend chrissy visit this weekend,and the return of short sleeved workshirts,lifes sometimes simplistic and good just like this journal!.
ps i will back raving mad tomorrow honest!
ps i will back raving mad tomorrow honest!
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janie__:
Oh my, I just made it around to your new nekkid photos! Good stuff.
I also like your shirt
xo
T
I also like your shirt
xo
T
dice666:
Ahh! I want that album but i am too skint to by it! Mwwha ha ha phantom
1.WHATS ON YOUR DEATHDECK AT THE MO! 3 ALBUMS?
Flogging Molly
Evanescence
Rent
2.WHAT COLOUR PANTIES GROT HOLDER ARE YOU WEARING?
lavendar
3.WHICH FAMOUS 80,S TV ICON SHOULD APPEAR NEXT IN MY PROFILE SHOT?
Tony Danza
4.WHAT DO GIRLS WANT FROM A FIRST DATE?
Depends on what we're looking for. If I really like the guy and want to make it a more serious relationship then I want to see that he pays attention to what I'm talking about, that he is laid back and doesn't take himself to seriously, and that he treats the waiter with respect and kindness (that includes leaving a big tip!). If I'm just looking for a wild time and maybe to score, I want a spontaneous, confident, charismatic man who's going to make the first move.
5.WHATS YOUR PET NAME FOR A PENIS?NAME THREE!
Blue Jean potato! (No, just kidding, that one doesn't count)
One-eyed willy
Cock (okay, I'm not real subtle)
Wobbly bits (although this technically describes the penis and the testis)