Do not read this journal if faint of heart!
This journal will include scenes of sex ,violence,sadness,strange coloured men,glow in the dark dogs,famous and not so famous people and a world record attempt at toilet olympics.
GLOW IN THE DARK DOG
Dogs can be the nosiest creatures on the planet,Bruno has a hidden gift of sniffing things outta your pocket on a eternal quest of...
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This journal will include scenes of sex ,violence,sadness,strange coloured men,glow in the dark dogs,famous and not so famous people and a world record attempt at toilet olympics.
GLOW IN THE DARK DOG
Dogs can be the nosiest creatures on the planet,Bruno has a hidden gift of sniffing things outta your pocket on a eternal quest of...
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Where have i been well its bed thats where the awful british weather inflicted a heavy cold on me that made me feel like shit!.
Hopefully i will feel beter to update this coming week but there isn,t much to say about four walls,a bed loadsa snot,tissues,vics vapour and soup.
Feeling a bit better now so should be back in full bash mode by friday...
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Hopefully i will feel beter to update this coming week but there isn,t much to say about four walls,a bed loadsa snot,tissues,vics vapour and soup.
Feeling a bit better now so should be back in full bash mode by friday...
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rude_ruca:
Oh jeeze, bashy! I am so sorry to hear of your nastiness! I'd still do ya though......lmao!!! 
feel better luv!
feel better luv!
libra:
hiya, been reading your journals and you make me laugh!!!!!!!! nice to smile once in a while so thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad to see you appreciate the bigger sized women!!!!
Howdy boyz n gurlz the old bashsters just crawled outta his sheeted pit to update with a head of fuzziness which is i,m afraid alcohol related.
I had a monstrously cool nite,went to my local pub(bar)with my chum chrissy to see the band which this week was Ronnie and the jackdawz.Now how do i describe this lot,a drummer aged 60,a guitarist of 61,a bassist at...
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I had a monstrously cool nite,went to my local pub(bar)with my chum chrissy to see the band which this week was Ronnie and the jackdawz.Now how do i describe this lot,a drummer aged 60,a guitarist of 61,a bassist at...
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elysia:
Didn't Gene Simmons say he'd slept with 4600 women? There you go ... an extra 600 to go. Actually, better make it 601 just to be safe.
Alan Partridge ALWAYS cheers me up ... i've always wondered about getting a tattoo of someone's face on my chest to see if it freaks them out ... ahem, maybe not ...
Alan Partridge ALWAYS cheers me up ... i've always wondered about getting a tattoo of someone's face on my chest to see if it freaks them out ... ahem, maybe not ...
rude_ruca:
Hi bashy...whats good, luv? New profile pic for you to bestow your eyes upon hehe....how ARE you anyway??? Looks like it's time for an update, luv....oh and you'll never guess who I am seeing now...no really, take a stab at it, but i bet cha won't guess!
hehe....how ARE you anyway??? Looks like it's time for an update, luv....oh and you'll never guess who I am seeing now...no really, take a stab at it, but i bet cha won't guess! Pray thanks to the god of the large female anatomy.
This week is suicidegirl shirt pototoe heaven.Wendy,Cecelica and Linz in two days fuckin big girl heaven!.
I think i need a to sit down after this lot.
see yas bash the bust!
This week is suicidegirl shirt pototoe heaven.Wendy,Cecelica and Linz in two days fuckin big girl heaven!.
I think i need a to sit down after this lot.
see yas bash the bust!
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big_trouble:
I had to go back and check what you meant. WOW. What a group! 
I need to make more time for SG these days.
I need to make more time for SG these days.
howdypardner:
yay indeed
wowza its updatey time!.Its been a long frickin week(for ny evil bud hibby copyright austin powers).
A week that has contained the following!
My mates amazing ability to imitate the legendary Neil Diamond on the karoeke unreal.
The change in climate from pretty mild to foggy and damp and cold
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The cringing when a gent in a shop decided to look at a vase...
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A week that has contained the following!
My mates amazing ability to imitate the legendary Neil Diamond on the karoeke unreal.
The change in climate from pretty mild to foggy and damp and cold
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The cringing when a gent in a shop decided to look at a vase...
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howdypardner:
you said tent rod that was great! thanks for the comment
portraitinflesh:
I just got a Neil Diamond cd as a gift! Its so sexy, blasting Cracklin Rose in my VW and singing like crazy!
THIS WEEK I,VE BEEN MOSTLY
Trying to emulate Jet li at work but the karate kicking has given me pulled leg muscles painful.
Captaining my pool team to VIC TORYYYY!.
Making new buds welcome evryone especially Dr E hows the volcano coming on and remember i,m you farrther(in dutch accent copyright goldmember).
Listening and watching Louis xiv fuckin glam rock retro brilliance check out the...
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Trying to emulate Jet li at work but the karate kicking has given me pulled leg muscles painful.
Captaining my pool team to VIC TORYYYY!.
Making new buds welcome evryone especially Dr E hows the volcano coming on and remember i,m you farrther(in dutch accent copyright goldmember).
Listening and watching Louis xiv fuckin glam rock retro brilliance check out the...
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rude_ruca:
Helllooooo bashy! It's the Ruca, reporting in for duty from across the big water! Anyway, how's things? Hehe, I agree with The comment above, I LOVE Your boob speak! Things are going OK for Me at the mo, just enjoying school and being a po' white girl! (po' being ghetto english/Ibonics for poor! ) Also, I havent gotten laid in sometime. I think one could gather that from my latest entry 
However, I promise to think about you touching my boobies tonight when I masterbate before bed! Too graphic for ya bashy???? Nahhh, didn't think so, luv
Your boob speak! Things are going OK for Me at the mo, just enjoying school and being a po' white girl! (po' being ghetto english/Ibonics for poor! ) Also, I havent gotten laid in sometime. I think one could gather that from my latest entry However, I promise to think about you touching my boobies tonight when I masterbate before bed! Too graphic for ya bashy???? Nahhh, didn't think so, luv 
hivernal:
My red hair comes from a malfunctioning melanocortin-1 receptor, true, it doesn't make for easy adaptation to hot sunny weather, fortunately though it's cooling considerably and we're du to have our first frost on Thursday 
Ebonics, shirt potatoes, masturbation, it's all so beautiful. All of you will be spared. I've got a 60's style trolly car system up and running. Egg shaped transportation devices lead directly into the volcano for your travelling convenience. Pretty soon, a monument will be built in time for the new order, something with purple velour, and maybe a furry animal! It's all so very arousing and mod-like.
You articulate the desire for boobies very well! I'm a very lucky man in that department, having access to some very nice ones every night coming home. Sweater cows rock my world.
Dr.E
Ebonics, shirt potatoes, masturbation, it's all so beautiful. All of you will be spared. I've got a 60's style trolly car system up and running. Egg shaped transportation devices lead directly into the volcano for your travelling convenience. Pretty soon, a monument will be built in time for the new order, something with purple velour, and maybe a furry animal! It's all so very arousing and mod-like.
You articulate the desire for boobies very well! I'm a very lucky man in that department, having access to some very nice ones every night coming home. Sweater cows rock my world.
Dr.E
Just got time to write this while trying to fend off a badgering coca cola obsessed dog and a boiling pit of anger welling in my gut from having a crapola day at work.
Talking of work we had a hearse in for repair so the following =mucho amusement in the work.
1.How to make a coffin to go in said vehicle,simple use bumper box...
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Talking of work we had a hearse in for repair so the following =mucho amusement in the work.
1.How to make a coffin to go in said vehicle,simple use bumper box...
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hivernal:
Me thanks for the welcome, and it's cool that you're English. Anyone with enough intelligence not to pigeonhole others according to their language, color or heritage gets off on a good foot with me.
I'm only quasi-evil, when I met my significant other Sara about 6 years ago the evil got watered down and it's been rough having to deal with these "feelings" all of a sudden. I'm still in the midst of building my secret underground lair in the middle of an active volcano though.
Yeah the consumerist way of life just wasn't bringing in the happiness like the t.v box said it would. I've since found the joys of Eastern thought, and the way their art portrays life, hope, and the shortcomings of being a mere mortal. I have, since then, discovered the secret to eternal youth (it has something to do with monkeys and little toy trains)
I think I'll have stew and homemade bread now.
Cheers & welcome to my list.
Dr.E (me likes)
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I'm only quasi-evil, when I met my significant other Sara about 6 years ago the evil got watered down and it's been rough having to deal with these "feelings" all of a sudden. I'm still in the midst of building my secret underground lair in the middle of an active volcano though.
Yeah the consumerist way of life just wasn't bringing in the happiness like the t.v box said it would. I've since found the joys of Eastern thought, and the way their art portrays life, hope, and the shortcomings of being a mere mortal. I have, since then, discovered the secret to eternal youth (it has something to do with monkeys and little toy trains)
I think I'll have stew and homemade bread now.
Cheers & welcome to my list.
Dr.E (me likes)
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[Edited on Sep 28, 2005 1:19AM]
fireyspright:
Hahahaha, thats sooo funny. I bet that lady nearly died when she saw uncle bash at his most gruesome zombieist!!!! I didn't really understand most of the rest, except the part about the oil...thats not underground, its floating in most of the pristine waters of the northwest...mostly near alska...lucky little eskimos will be able to run their waverunners for years after we all turn into mutant zombies.. 
Anyways, catch ya later
I didn't really understand most of the rest, except the part about the oil...thats not underground, its floating in most of the pristine waters of the northwest...mostly near alska...lucky little eskimos will be able to run their waverunners for years after we all turn into mutant zombies..
Anyways, catch ya later
Having sex with your idols isn,t all its cracked up to be!,just ask my Jenna jameson blow up doll.It probably thinking about it would be rather similar they both have a bit of sillicone and plastic surgery ,they probably both full of hot air and finally definately have a fanny like the inside of a wellington boot top all rubbery and vast!.
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lauramcg:
Jeez vertigo...that must suck! Il be having a bad case of it myself when im up in that airoplane in a couple of weeks
I hate the things!!
I hate the things!!
fireyspright:
hey there uncle bash...miss me? You booze bag. check out my new pics...
Gotta couple of e mails froms laura and long lost poisonboy whos well and stuck to his sheets with his new beau the dirty so and so.Its nice to recieve email through here because people hav taken a bit of their personal time to do it,i am very appreciative of this thanx.
I seriuosly need to sleep(not many hours this week)drink coffee its 6 am...
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I seriuosly need to sleep(not many hours this week)drink coffee its 6 am...
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lauramcg:
and thankyou too for mentioning that
big_trouble:
"shirt potatoes"
I laughed like hell the first time you wrote that a few weeks back and this time, even thought it was still fresh in my memory... beer came shooting through my nose. I LOVE that term.
I hear you on the lack of sleep. This whole week sucked nuts because I couldn't get a good nights rest. Dragging ass all day, no matter how many pots of coffee I drank.
Have a good weekend, Bash.
I laughed like hell the first time you wrote that a few weeks back and this time, even thought it was still fresh in my memory... beer came shooting through my nose. I LOVE that term.
I hear you on the lack of sleep. This whole week sucked nuts because I couldn't get a good nights rest. Dragging ass all day, no matter how many pots of coffee I drank.
Have a good weekend, Bash.
Today i,ve been mostly
Driving around for fuel which is like the shit from a rocking horse,to the english panic theres no fuel arrrghh buy buy fill your cap,a flower pot your grannies wellys.For fucks sake use your legs if it comes to it we rely to much on the automobile them arabs,yanks ahem sorry,have the english by the ballocks which sucks.
Hiding in a...
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Driving around for fuel which is like the shit from a rocking horse,to the english panic theres no fuel arrrghh buy buy fill your cap,a flower pot your grannies wellys.For fucks sake use your legs if it comes to it we rely to much on the automobile them arabs,yanks ahem sorry,have the english by the ballocks which sucks.
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artificial:
i am so glad i don't drive, the prices are insane here, too. i *almost* bought a car a month ago.. good thing i got broke!
i hear you on the lack-o-sex. madame five fingers just ain't the same.
i hear you on the lack-o-sex. madame five fingers just ain't the same.
lauramcg:
Rants rule. I rant a lot. 
Well done.
Well done.
rude_ruca:
You boys are absulutely adorable! Bashy, hunny, I am yet again single and on the market! the new catch'o'the day didn't pan out You are still on my mind! Hehe, you and YOUR naughty thoughts, are still on my mind, I should say
the new catch'o'the day didn't pan out You are still on my mind! Hehe, you and YOUR naughty thoughts, are still on my mind, I should say
artificial:
random friend hook up thingie? you'll have to explain 
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.Life is sometimes like a barrel of females tits,if i feel in said barrel last week i,d have come up sucking my thumb.
Things that went horribly wrong include
1.Black Tuesday was my worst day as controller jobs came back galore fucking works sucks when you gotta take the blame.
2.My computer has a nasty virus which dumped my internet connection which has only just...
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Things that went horribly wrong include
1.Black Tuesday was my worst day as controller jobs came back galore fucking works sucks when you gotta take the blame.
2.My computer has a nasty virus which dumped my internet connection which has only just...
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janie__:
I hope your sis gets better soon!!
madison0922:
thanks.
modelling as in..? i use myself as a model fairly often, and for my friend a couple times, but no its not really something i want to do, other than for convenience for my own art. i thought baout doing sg but ive decided against it.
modelling as in..? i use myself as a model fairly often, and for my friend a couple times, but no its not really something i want to do, other than for convenience for my own art. i thought baout doing sg but ive decided against it.
See yas!