Friday Dec 16, 2005

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puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke The bashsters been laid low by the dreaded flu and i,m on holiday which sucks so its currys, rum(hot)and a bloke feeling very sorry for himself this weekend and i,ve gotta work satday shit sandwich!.
Next time i have off i will make sure its not the flu time of year ie in britain fucking never!.
bash and snotty keyboard and mouse out! puke frown
libra:
oh no i gave you my lurgys via the internet- not good!!!!!!!!
hop eyou feel better soon!!!!!
libra:
haha
but you didnt finish the questionaire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday Dec 15, 2005

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Day off god its cool not having to work!.
I am going to attempt to go christmas shopping for my other half so its mass crowds cheesy slade songs and a vast void in my wallet by the end of the day! frown .
take care everybody!
bash!
janie__:
eeek = you in your profile pic!!

What are you getting Mrs. Bash?

Monday Dec 12, 2005

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WEAKend thats what it should be called after a rollercoaster of angst,joy and geeerumbles.
Went to my nephews fifth birthday parties arrrgh fuckin screaming kids everywhere(my heart goes out to libra you do a fuckin ace job).Got to eat jelly,jam sandwiches beat the living shit outta the pinata(how come blokes like whacking sticks over thing....uggg.uggg.ggg caveman bash!),hurt my back falling off the outside trampoline trying...
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Friday Dec 09, 2005

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Cripes only a couple of weeks till chrissymas hows everybodys chrissy shopping going!.I decided to make a list of what i want for chrissymas so please send em if you were struggling to buy for me! biggrin
1.I would like Beyonce Knowles in agent provater underwear to slowy strip whilst stood on a glass coffee table while i lay underneath seeing the tremendous power of them...
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portraitinflesh:
oooH I think Jonathan Ross is my fave, because he plays so much Bowie...and i like alot of the guests he has on. But I like suggs too. And sometimes old Terry Wogan if im feeling saucy..lol

King Kong huh? I may have to consider this, giant apes are HAWT! eeek
rude_ruca:
Hrrrm, on my wish list? Well, a blowjo- oops! There I go again! eeek wink Anywho, hmmm, this christmas, I am actually, FINALLY getting my arse on the ball and HOPEfully gettin an ipod....I think the trick will be, when I sit on Santa's knee, to sit real close to his, err emm, and whisper softly in his ear blush wink

By the way, bashy, on a more serious tip, sorry to hear about the incident North of London today...My thoughts and prayers will be with my pals across the big water frown kiss

[Edited on Dec 11, 2005 1:48PM]

Sunday Dec 04, 2005

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Greetz sg land! biggrin
The bash has had a pretty relaxing weekend just chilled watched loadsa football and drank quite a lot guiness.
I managed to get my hair razzed off again which cot me 7quid scandelous i should get the remains in a bag for that.
Certain things pissed me off this weekend and its not often the bash gets political but 50cents the rapper...
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janie__:
shiiiiit. watch out for an angry bish ARRR!!!
somnia:
I'm not sure how famous he is across the pond, but here in North America he's pretty much only famous for his guns and violence. It's always "shot nine times this" and "ex-crack dealer that". I don't think he would have gotten famous if he hadn't glorified the violence from his own life like he did.

Oh well I guess, it's not like any singers are famous for their songs anymore anyways.

Cheers,
Somnia

Thursday Dec 01, 2005

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thanx a million for your sweet comments about me being diced n spliced!.
I think i better introduce you to miss chomper(nickname)and her weird likes n dislikes!
STATS
5 FOOT 4 SHORT ARSE,SIZE 18 THIGHS OF THUNDER.38DD SHIRT POTATOES!
TATS 1 INCH BY 4 INCH BLACK MOURI STYLE LOWER BACK TATTOO COST 200QUID.2 ARM TATS BIG PAGAN ART,1 BELLY BUTTON FLOWERED CIRCLE!

FAVORITE CLOTHES
ANYTHING...
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fireyspright:
Heya bashey old boy, howa been? Miss me? biggrin I have been pretty lazy with the updates. Trying to get back into the swing of things now that schools dyin down. New girlie? Sounds fun. Spank her a little...they like that. kiss
datsun:
sorry, hun. I don't accept friend requests from people I don't know in real life, or who I haven't interacted with extensively on the site. but I'm flattered by the request! smile

Monday Nov 28, 2005

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Remember the great soap operas from the 80,s the dallas,s and the dynastys,the oz had neighbours and they always had a shock at the end of the last episode of the run will this is me dynasty and dallas entry!
The bash is known to you all as a beer swilling,girl oggling pervert(this is true biggrin ).
But heres the truth about me and remember kiddies...
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portraitinflesh:
Are you really an alien too? Because if so Im sending Fox Mulder over... love

xox
rude_ruca:
Awww, Bashy, yeah, I fell over, but I have to tell you, you are the awesomest! I think that you are such a sweet heart, and Chrissy is one lucky gal. However, you should know, I have aquired a broken heart in the last 24 hours, and I just need a hug.... frown

And Furthermore, the withdrawl method does not always prove to be fruitful!!! eeek wink So, that being said, I am staying put! I don't consider withholding the truth lying anyway. I mean, afterall, we are somewhat celebrities on here (ok, or maybe just in MY mind) and sometimes it's much more safe to protect our true identities, luv. Anyway, you are so rad, bashy! I promise, no dissapearing acts, ok!!! wink kiss

[Edited on Nov 30, 2005 5:52AM]

Sunday Nov 27, 2005

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I have a new profile shot which is like er elton john doing saturday night fever in a garage.One of my fantasies when i worked as a non shirt n tie was to emulate the Billy Joel in his garage dancing video for uptown girl.The glasses belong to a old dear but look at the wonderment of gaz my mate in the distance amazed with...
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Sunday Nov 20, 2005

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Weekends comes the cycle hums.....
Arr i have had a most excellent weekend of bodacious fun!(and watched bill n ted again)i don,t fancy writing a lot so i will list the bashsters best bits
1.went to my mates 50th which was cool he must drink from the fountain of youth!.
2.Chatted up barmaid who resmbled Kirtsen Dunst but alas work arrangements meant i got no...
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rude_ruca:
I miss our exchanges, they are becoming more and more infrequent, bashy frown Life has been throwing me quite the curve balls lately (yank, base ball term there for ya wink ) Anywho, deary, I am trying oh so desperately to keep the head on straight. I ate like a pig this thanksgiving...like a friggin oinker, I tell ya! New hair, and shoes and the like, too....pics should be coming soon! oink wink
libra:
thanks for the nice words. smile smile i am happy just tired, yeah cant wait for the holidays. we get about 2 weeks off but that makes up for all the evenings and weekends we spend doing marking and worrying about our kids etc.
made about 50 at the car boot sale which was cool. very cold now and i'm going to go and cuddle up on my sofa and watch dvd's.
have a good one!!!

Tuesday Nov 15, 2005

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SHIT HAPPENS THEN YOU DIE!
So i lost a furry friend
So i broke a grarage door at work costing 3000 pounds
So my cars still ill awaiting parts
So i lost at pool again in my match 3 weeks running!
So works sucks at the mo my stress levels through the roof!
BUT......
I tend to stick out my british stiff upper lip and...
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Thursday Nov 10, 2005

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My profile shot is of me in sombre state of reflection due to a death in the bash household.My pet hamster Frank passed away aged 4 1/4 which i find more hurtful than losing say a Aunt or Uncle death sux and being a animal lover its suprisingly hit me hard,i miss the furry little fella,so love your pets when they are around because their...
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rude_ruca:
Bash, hun, I lurve you in the way that one would love another across a sea.....If I can no longer be your fantasy, though, at least let me be what makes ya happy! wink You will get through this....I'll say a prayer for your little fury friend..... kiss
libra:
oh no! sorry to hear about your furry friend, i'm dreading the day i hav eto say goodbye to one of my cats. i hope you feel better soon, things can only get better.

Thursday Nov 03, 2005

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SCARY LAIRY AND HAIRY JOURNAL!

How to scare your best friend on helloween.
1.Borrow a pair of blue overalls from the garage.
2.A white mask
3.A Big fuck off knife.
4.Drive home in said attire causing many a weird look at the traffic lights and terrified kids hiding behind their mums.
5.Park down the street.
6.Manage to not scare anyone to death creeping up to...
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peachiepie:
Well, he meant disgusting as in slutty. But I think i'm digusting as in disgustingly fucking hot!
that boy can tottally lick my balls.
el_hefe:
dude

Yea, I'm gutted about my shitty foreign car.

Bloodhound Gang were tr bon.

They played Ralph Wiggum, Uhn Tiss, No Hard Feelings, FUCK, Jackass, Bad Touch, Chasey Lain, I Wish I was queer, Kiss Me where it smells funny, left your head up high, fire water burn. they were highly amusing. They made a shed load of "local" jokes and they were projecting messages on to the backdrop (Cat Deeley Likes it up the brum, at least we don't suck as bad as ocean colour scene, Paris Hilton has goat-tits, (0121) rock for me) and others) Def one of the better gigs I've been too. At least they made it interesting for the crowd. They got some dude to dance naked on the sound deck, and they played a "dumb solo". They were wearing helmets each with one drum or cymbal on, and then the durmmer played along on the encore. Again, excllent
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