I have become a overnight celebrity all thanx to my legendary foreskin i have received a e mail from oz and one from a dude in canada that wants to purchase the piccys 
.Man how embarassing i don,t fancy 15 minutes of fame and will decline the offer.
The above was having to much alcohol and been stupid i apologise to anybody i offended
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.Man how embarassing i don,t fancy 15 minutes of fame and will decline the offer.
The above was having to much alcohol and been stupid i apologise to anybody i offended
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cerephinna:
hahahaah no the fuck off messenger's don't work. I was just telling pervs to sod off is all 
angelree:
Ppl being obsessed with your foreskin is just wrong lol! Thanks for your msg, made me smile I am just me and i guess if he don't like it tough! xx
I am just me and i guess if he don't like it tough! xxMy oh my what a wacky weekend of wackydom i have had!.
Saturday i worked and shopped for england(or chrissy lol).
Saturday nite crispin and the bashster let their hair down(or chrissy did by goin out for a meal and then a legendary visit to the battle cruiser(pub).
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Saturday i worked and shopped for england(or chrissy lol).
Saturday nite crispin and the bashster let their hair down(or chrissy did by goin out for a meal and then a legendary visit to the battle cruiser(pub).
The meal was good but the pub was a bit of a snoore the band had cried...
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angelree:
Ha...after reading ur journal entry i'm findingmyself very afraid of you lol...egg days were rubbish btw, glad u had more fun x
x
angelree:
hmmm....now why has it sent you that twice? I'm confused
bashster:
mental
oh satday nite and its time to party
have fun
have fun
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lock:
Always, ole' timer 
deunan:
I don't party. I am an old woman.
fish breath/diy hell/celebrating turdburglars sacking/not looking forword to work/classic rock n dancing round my livin room to motley crue/no milk?/a wet dogs cock/no washing up liquid/steaming irons/water comsumption up to 7 glasses a day/no coffee fuck me im dying must be addicted to the stuff/a straight tv/crissys smelly bedroom socks and poorly big toe!
GOOD FRIDAY ROCKS
GOOD FRIDAY ROCKS
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phobot:
Well I'd rather fuck Bif than fight her, I don't think she's as 'ard as she looks Or maybe she is and would rip me apart, but it'd probably be fun!
Sounds like you're having a rubbish weekend so far, hope it picks up!! Good luck!
Or maybe she is and would rip me apart, but it'd probably be fun!
Sounds like you're having a rubbish weekend so far, hope it picks up!! Good luck!
SHITTATTY shit i have just got up bound for the dark place one hour to early i hate it when you rush around get dressed try and grab a coffee before you flit the house to find a hour of your life has gone missing but hey it gives me a hour to ditch my hangover at least.
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janie__:
smifnoff ice, becks and mongolian lamb stew do not sound good
if I was to eat all that, I'd barf
glad you didn'!
if I was to eat all that, I'd barf
glad you didn'!
lock:
You see there is justice! Give it six months, break into his house and kill him job done
mate....how hot is Wendy
straight into the fave suicidegirls for her I think!
Keep up the Rob Zombie and you are obviously too old to be going out like that! Come down here and i'll show you how its done properly, leave you're rubber gloves at home though mate kay?
mate....how hot is Wendy
straight into the fave suicidegirls for her I think!
Keep up the Rob Zombie and you are obviously too old to be going out like that! Come down here and i'll show you how its done properly, leave you're rubber gloves at home though mate kay?
Its my lucky pants nite.The powers of the underpants have give me 7 straight wins outta seven there beginning to smell a bit thou!.Congrats to libes on the birth of her kittys.
Why do women talk on the phone for over a 3 hour stint let me know.
Works so chilled but boredom leads to mentallity and today i have been a seal catchin rings...
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Why do women talk on the phone for over a 3 hour stint let me know.
Works so chilled but boredom leads to mentallity and today i have been a seal catchin rings...
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libra:
so work is still challenging you intellectectually then?????
good night last night??????
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good night last night??????
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rude_ruca:
Haha, ya wanna talk job mishaps, do ya? Oh, man, I feel ya, babe....this morning was the fucking mornings of all mornings, let me tell you what! Fucking, I work with a bunch of guys, ew, and SOMEONE left a stragler in the toilet last night. So, when I go to flush it this morning, it fucking over flows! I mean, not just water up to the rim- no fucking brown, nasty water BUBBLING like a GEISER over the freakin edge. Must have had at least 2 centimeters of water in/around the bathroom floor (hehe, almost said 1/8 of an inch of water, but I know you guys are metric, so I am trying to compare to my best ability.....). So, yeah....I 'heart' youm bashy, and thanks again for the sweet barfday wishes..... Hope your days ends up being tops, lurve!!!! 
Hope your days ends up being tops, lurve!!!! So has the bashster awakened from his glum slump i fuckin hope so?.
I have had a slighty better weekend and got into a bit of mischief on the way!.
Saturday i had to work and slept off my sinus headache in the afternoon i was goin to see my mates band MONKEY TENNIS EXPERIENCE but i decide to chill with my other half chrissy...
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I have had a slighty better weekend and got into a bit of mischief on the way!.
Saturday i had to work and slept off my sinus headache in the afternoon i was goin to see my mates band MONKEY TENNIS EXPERIENCE but i decide to chill with my other half chrissy...
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suspect86:
Did you say you got "stink palmed?"
lock:
Niiice, never underestimate how gross people can be! I remember sitting with a guy in handcuffs with 2 people watching him at all times because he likes to cut himself and is able to regurgitate blades at will!
My bad weeks over thank god,libes and everybody else for their love n support cheers sg fwends!
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lock:
All things pass, and then you get to wait for the next pile of shit to fall!
Take heart that you ain't ever alone
Take heart that you ain't ever alone
suspect86:
Thanks for the welcoming matt.
I feel life is like a big dark tunnel i can,t get out of!.
My mum has been taken to hospital with a serious viral infection and i lost my position at work as workshop controller.
The good news is my mums not as bad as first thought and the tests should give us a idea whats wrong with her!.
My job has title has...
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My mum has been taken to hospital with a serious viral infection and i lost my position at work as workshop controller.
The good news is my mums not as bad as first thought and the tests should give us a idea whats wrong with her!.
My job has title has...
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janie__:
yah, the sun isn't shinning too bright here in Kentucky.. .I miss it. Can't wait till summer
sorry about the job-- things are not good for my man with his job right now either. what gives?!!
xx
sorry about the job-- things are not good for my man with his job right now either. what gives?!!
xx
zowiey:
Hi,
I'm real sorry you had bad day yesterday, I hope today has been much better? And I also hope that you mummy is LOADS better? Thanks loads for your cute story, bout your ratty! made me smile!
Take care
Zowiey
xxx
I'm real sorry you had bad day yesterday, I hope today has been much better? And I also hope that you mummy is LOADS better? Thanks loads for your cute story, bout your ratty! made me smile!
Take care
Zowiey
xxx
My weekend has been shit sandwich from start to finish!.
I have managed to
Fall out with my other half over her ignorance in not saying hello to my friend at the supermarket this caused me to mincmeat a stack of toilet rolls with one twirling trolley of speed, anger and impact ,this after on my day off i take her to the supermarket to...
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I have managed to
Fall out with my other half over her ignorance in not saying hello to my friend at the supermarket this caused me to mincmeat a stack of toilet rolls with one twirling trolley of speed, anger and impact ,this after on my day off i take her to the supermarket to...
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madamuk:
Nice Tatty!!
Flossie x
Flossie x
So turdburglar gota a reprise at work for 3 months,i feel like the management have again kicked me between the bollocks grrr! .He also is the cause of my blinding migrane headaches i have been having this week the doc has diagnosed me with high blood pressure causing blood to press on the back of my eyes this is work related stress someone give me...
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.He also is the cause of my blinding migrane headaches i have been having this week the doc has diagnosed me with high blood pressure causing blood to press on the back of my eyes this is work related stress someone give me... Read More
libra:
that is the best news ive heard all day!!!!!!!!
cant wait to see you guys!!!!!!!!! so your down in sept and oct ( for my bday)???????
cant wait to see you guys!!!!!!!!! so your down in sept and oct ( for my bday)???????