bashster

i cannot believe i missed this update!!!!

your not a thug, your lovely!!!!!!!!
and thanks for the thoughts etc.. lets all say it together 'SILLY LOCK!!!!'

That was a fantastic story about Crissy I laughed so much! Hope she's feeling better now
Thanks for the info on Monster Munch....I'd never have guessed and a part of me thinks you might be taking the piss a bit

thanks sweety. missed chatting

Hope you and Chrissy are OK x x x
Self harm is something I've never done on a physical level, always an emotional one though.

On your answer to Q17, did you mean animals or wrestlers?

yeah im gutted too. i really love him

I love it though!
I was in training for a marathon about a year ago and it was great

Hello mate!

I too, have kept a relatively low profile too lately...this new look site is spooking me a fair bit!!

Sounds like you have an ACE weekend planned!!! Sooo jealous of your hot water and beds!! hahhahhaaha

Will you be taking pics of the said Foos/Strokes!????

Have a good one xxxxB/L

They're not bellywarmers!
They're nice little shorts

Bashy, hunny, I am honored to have made it into the top five, seriously, thats cool. Also, this new all muscles, cut off tee-circa-1987 look is good for you, in fact, getting a little whet as we speak, lurve! Also, about Towers of London...I heard them a couple of weeks ago, and I MUST agree, they are quite rad. Also, A band that I Highly suggest YOU try is BULLETS AND OCTANE!!!! They are fucking awesome. It's like dirty 80's metal fucked punk in it's pussy, and they gave birth to a grimey little kid. Like I said, this one comes highly suggested for YOU, and when I first heard them, I thought for sure you'd dig 'em. And wait, an erotic story!?!?! Eee gads, I say you MUST direct me to that link, my dear!

well you might be right about the spider thing, he did rescue me from one the other night, but he did nearly wet himself with laughing over my screaming.

as for sex - i dont need to live with a boy just to get sex, i could always just go out and pick one up if i feel a desperate need for cock

What happened to you? Was it the green car wot dunnit?

hope you are feeling better, thanks for the comments!

Erotci writing by Bash hmmmm I'm guessing its not a study in subtlety!
Hope the gob situation gets better! Braver man than me...taking on a BBQ with half a set.
And personally I prefer

Ahhh sir Bash, you know me far, far too well!!!!

Guilty as charged.....

Yay for the sun!! So now I know who is stealing all our sunshine!!! Big it up whilke you can mate xxxB/L

Awww dammit!

Conserve??!!

Pfftftftffttfftftftfff!!!!??! More like practise!!

Yowza!!

xxB/L

FANTASTIC!!!!!! You put the balloon in your ass to try and do a helium fart!! Classic!!

I picked up a great new quiz off a mate on myspace - he made it up himself:

1 Are you bored right now? [if not skip to question 5]


2 Why are you bored right now?


3 Are you absolutely positive theres nothing youd rather be doing?


4 Even if there was, youre still going to do this quiz, huh?


5 Ok, so. If a child was running at you with a knife in his/her hand, and had every intent of killing you; would you physically defend yourself?


6 Has a parent every said something to you that filled you with disgust? e.g. oh your fathers a right stallion, dear! Im red raw!


7 Is there anything which makes you feel like you are actually going to proper vomit?


8 Imagine there is a vast amount of bread in front of you, doesnt matter what type, any type you like, dont get smart. So, how many slices could you eat in one go with the spread of your choice? No, you cannot toast them.


9 Think that was a stupid question, or are you glad someone asked you something new?


10 Who would you rather hear have an orgasm; a family member or a family pet?


11 What is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?


12 Stop! HAMMER TIME! What are you thinking of right now?


13 Were you just thinking of MC Hammer?


14 Did you just lie when you answered number 13?


15 If you can remember the last joke that made you laugh out loud, tell it now. If not, write down a rude expression or insult which always makes you smile. e.g. teat.


16 Why do you think sometimes when you answer a quiz, there are answers missing. Have a good guess, dont just skip to the next question, as the next ones quite poor.


17 How old are you?


18 Told you. Anyway, another moral/ethics question; would you ever euthanize someone who wished to be euthanized? If you dont know what it means, look it up kids. Knowledge is power.


19 What do you think of veganism?


20 What is the stupidest lyric that you have ever heard? Do tell!


21 Can you remember any rude rhymes from school? If yes, what was it?


23 You are in a club and a man faints in front of you. Whilst he is on the ground, he starts to convulse and vomits on your shoes. Whilst this is happening, a very attractive young person who you consider to be rather aesthetically pleasing approaches you and starts to chat you up. Its been ages since you last had a shag, and they havent noticed the sick oozing on and around your feet! Answer honestly, what would you do in this situation?


24 Did you notice that I missed out 22?


25 Do you think I did it on purpose?


26 o rly?


27 What do you think is the stupidest part of the movie the Matrix? The part which made me laugh most? There is no spoon.


28 Why is yellow like that?


29 If you could talk to yourself a two years ago, what would you tell yourself?


30 Do you like the sound of bagpipes?
31 Have you ever played a kazoo?


32 Have you ever dropped one that smelt so bad, even you had to leave the room?


33 What is the worst thing you ever said to a teacher at school/college/university? [answer all three if you like!]


34 Did you get away with it?


35 Does Robbie Williams deserve to be hurt with pliers, or aww, bless im. Hes doing no harm!?


36 You are allergic to peanuts. There is a great war and all food is wiped out, apart from peanuts. Everytime you eat them, you have an allergic reaction, but for now they are the only food you can eat. There is a procedure however which means that you will no longer be allergic to peanuts; but it involves your arm being replaced by a big metal cylinder full of all the chemicals needed to combat the allergy. Would you get the operation, or hold out for maybe some new food being developed, which there is a 12% chance of happening i.e. not much chance at all?


37 What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way? Were you caught with your knickers down?


38 Now, because Im bored, well do one of these read each word and say the first word that comes into your head bits.

SWEAT:
GROIN:
THRUST:
GUSH:
DRIPPING:
SLOT:
HARD:
POUNDING:
HOLE:
SPANK:

39 Did that fill your head with proper dirty images?


40 You discover that an eccentric billionaire is somehow buying the deeds to black clothes, meaning each time you wear black you shall have to pay a fee. The fee is 1.27 per item, per day. Do you stop wearing black, or pay the price?
41 If Paris Hilton were standing in front of you, and you knew you could give her a smack across the mouth, youd do it wouldnt you?


42 That wasnt really a question, was it?


43 Whats the crappest thing youve spent the most money on in your life?


44 Is there anything you pretend to hate, because youll get mocked if you dont?


45 What is your favourite type of apple?


It's great