GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETZ CHAPS N CHAPESSES.I hope you had a safe weekend didn,t have to fly anywhere and suffer.I fancy going and buying the ingredients to make a bomb to see if the cctv in the shop picks up what im buying.Never fear i have a false beard a old tea towel for my head.Some sandals and a smock should be perfect lol.Talking about sandals i have...
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Grandpa flump off the flumps says a cup of tea is good for headache who came after 9 cups today i have a migrane lol.This evening i watched the amazing thomas the tank engine and the flumps kids tv from the past.
I have just had something sink its teeth into my knacker sack woah the ball itchs like shit does anybody want to scrat...
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I have just had something sink its teeth into my knacker sack woah the ball itchs like shit does anybody want to scrat...
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rennison:
you should feel blessed.
but i love your ramblings.
And you are much better at perving
than a slimy dirty mexican.
2 weeks to go until the mosters are gone.
but i love your ramblings.
And you are much better at perving
than a slimy dirty mexican.
2 weeks to go until the mosters are gone.
copper:
Like the posters above, I find your rambling fun too!
One of my friends too just turned a funny grey color, why do people cancel their memberships anyway?
Well, thank you for the nice comment you left!
One of my friends too just turned a funny grey color, why do people cancel their memberships anyway?
Well, thank you for the nice comment you left!
man o man i am neglecting my journal crawls which is not good, pretty and boring!.
I feel loads better after a action packed weekend of weddings,cinemas,near death journeys to the mall.
wedding!
So mymate got diced n spliced on Saturday and we were invited to the evening which which was at a fire station of all places!.We were pretty tanked before i went so...
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I feel loads better after a action packed weekend of weddings,cinemas,near death journeys to the mall.
wedding!
So mymate got diced n spliced on Saturday and we were invited to the evening which which was at a fire station of all places!.We were pretty tanked before i went so...
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salem:
Thank you for the comment on my debut set! 
It made me giggle
It made me giggle 
lock:
Alcohol truly is a wonderful, wonderful thing. I haven't got truly tanked for ages... Gonna have to remedy that soon. Definately after my exam....why the hell am I still doing exams at 26? I don't even get any more money for it.
A week on the emotional roller coaster for uncle bashster.Monday i returned to work only to be told i have been transferred to Doncaster 30 miles away and will have to commute to wrok everyday even thou i do a fantastic job.I feel a bit let down and deflated i love working at the Leeds branch and have known some of the guys a long...
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angel_ree:
Awh honey, try to look on the bright side. Even though it means a longer journey to work etc...you'll get to meet new people and maybe learn new things. Thats always good after the initial worry. I'm sure ur pool will improve as well, it was probably just worry.
In reply to your message, i had a chips 'n' cheese butty for my dinner at the pub the other day. It was very nice
Going to chill out a bit now, hope things have got better for you sine ur last entry xxx
In reply to your message, i had a chips 'n' cheese butty for my dinner at the pub the other day. It was very nice
Going to chill out a bit now, hope things have got better for you sine ur last entry xxx
fireyspright:
aw, poor uncle bash. Does this mean that you can no longer try to thwart your new nemesis? Why didnt he get shafted? That sucks. 
hope things get better. Thanks for the, er, advice. hahaha
hope things get better. Thanks for the, er, advice. hahaha
So have returned a little fatter,a little browner, a lit more educated and a little less in the pocket from my trip down sarfffff(its that how you say it libes im not sure?).
So what wonders did Devon bestow on mr n missis bashster you wonder????.WELL HERE GOES!
We made the al,mighty long trip to Devon on moday it took a 6 hour drive followed...
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So what wonders did Devon bestow on mr n missis bashster you wonder????.WELL HERE GOES!
We made the al,mighty long trip to Devon on moday it took a 6 hour drive followed...
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ridley:
Haha, well I have a bed already, a futon would be nice, but the next apartment I get will most likely not be able to fit both!
cerephinna:
Thanks
Hi gremlins i gettin crap at updating but im busy as fuck at the mo.Works good im impressing at the mo the new boss he kinda likes my aptpitude.
I am looking forward to the bash n chomp campin expo to Devon.I have had a very quiet week for me no wackiness for a change.Its been terribly hot and i have been using the old...
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I am looking forward to the bash n chomp campin expo to Devon.I have had a very quiet week for me no wackiness for a change.Its been terribly hot and i have been using the old...
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black_beard:
Yeah the Seize the Day video is awesome. 
apathy:
ola!
treeplanting life is beautiful and yes hairy legs are beautiful too!
haha but i cant grow a beard.
dammit,
why do boys get to hog all the fun.
maybe when im an old lady i will get to grow a beard, but i guess by that point with saggy tits and all, i probably wont care
Ciao!
treeplanting life is beautiful and yes hairy legs are beautiful too!
haha but i cant grow a beard.
dammit,
why do boys get to hog all the fun.
maybe when im an old lady i will get to grow a beard, but i guess by that point with saggy tits and all, i probably wont care
Ciao!
A WEEK OF GOES BY AND SO LITTLE TIME TO WRITE THIS WHICH SUCKS!.So i will hold my breath in and begin!
MONDAY TUESDAY-THE TIME THAT BASH FORGOT
So what happened Monday/Tuesday is beyond me i went out for a few jars tuesday nite but it all passed me by strange!
WEDNESDAY-CAR BUYING FRENZY!
I managed to buy crissy a ickle fiat sciento for her...
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MONDAY TUESDAY-THE TIME THAT BASH FORGOT
So what happened Monday/Tuesday is beyond me i went out for a few jars tuesday nite but it all passed me by strange!
WEDNESDAY-CAR BUYING FRENZY!
I managed to buy crissy a ickle fiat sciento for her...
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rockdolly:
Sounds like an interesting and crazy week!
rennison:
eep!
congrats with crissy, bash!
although i wouldn't want my car to be called the dumobile.
it is a bit funny, though.
I'm tanning too.
it sucks.
i'm deathly afraid of getting skin cancer.
Hope your healing from last saturday and sunday.
<3 ren
congrats with crissy, bash!
although i wouldn't want my car to be called the dumobile.
it is a bit funny, though.
I'm tanning too.
it sucks.
i'm deathly afraid of getting skin cancer.
Hope your healing from last saturday and sunday.
<3 ren
A JOURNEY OF MASS WEEKLY DESTRUCTION WILL APPEAR HERE SHORTLY BE AFRAID! 
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nirauan:
ive picked all my face scabiness off now
libra:
he finally finished after 10pm, i got there at 11pm and then he got called back to work this morning at 8:30am
oh well i'll see him again next sunday!!!
i cant wait for the hols either.....i know im gonna get a bit bored tho
maybe i'll pop up and see you
oh well i'll see him again next sunday!!!
i cant wait for the hols either.....i know im gonna get a bit bored tho
maybe i'll pop up and see you
Weekend was a wankfest of wankiness or a daftfest of dafteness!(is there such a word?).
WITCH WITCH BURN HER!!!!!!
I saw a witch a proper one at Sainsburys having a feta salad she had a purple cloak with a half crescent hood.
The look on peoples faces as her kiddies were made up like mini me witches was of horror.Quick quezzie did you want to...
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WITCH WITCH BURN HER!!!!!!
I saw a witch a proper one at Sainsburys having a feta salad she had a purple cloak with a half crescent hood.
The look on peoples faces as her kiddies were made up like mini me witches was of horror.Quick quezzie did you want to...
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cerephinna:
It's sawdust and pee.
They don't have a defined horny season, they're always horny. Or grumpy. Or something.
They don't have a defined horny season, they're always horny. Or grumpy. Or something.
bashster:
fuckin ell i must be half man half gpig but the horny side not the piss smelly side.As for grumpy often see ya later cera-o
woah another update shock horror gasp two in err two days!.
Could not resist i have been a very naughty boy today.I woke this morning to find i had to goto to work in full black attire black shirt,sock,shoes and trewerssss! and a purple tie which made me look like james bond and the milk tray man shucks.I arrived at work to get endless funeral...
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Could not resist i have been a very naughty boy today.I woke this morning to find i had to goto to work in full black attire black shirt,sock,shoes and trewerssss! and a purple tie which made me look like james bond and the milk tray man shucks.I arrived at work to get endless funeral...
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catagogo:
positvely sinful my dear bash! i love it.
bridehead:
Great pics, man
I can so see you as a Bishop ! hahahahahahaha
Glad you are still around
I can so see you as a Bishop ! hahahahahahaha
Glad you are still around
I hang on to my internet access like a piece of rougue dog poo on Bruno,s knackersack am i goin or not fuck its could be no bashster for three weeks i ain,t got a clue.
The very hot weather has as you have seen resulted in the bashster becoming a naturist(see last journal).Well work is hots than a indians asshole after a madras curry...
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The very hot weather has as you have seen resulted in the bashster becoming a naturist(see last journal).Well work is hots than a indians asshole after a madras curry...
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rennison:
hahaha, list of goodness.
wait! cock exercises?
those actually extist!
le gasp!
hope you're staying out of trouble!
<3 ren
wait! cock exercises?
those actually extist!
le gasp!
hope you're staying out of trouble!
<3 ren
bridehead:
Cock exercises!!!???
Some weirdo CUTS THE TONGUES OUT OF HIS SHOES???? wtf? That's just bizarre...and a little creepy.
Mmmmm massages....you have found every woman's weakness **curses!!**
What do you mean you will be disappearing!!?? Not forever I hope!!! I will attempt to add you to msn, mmmm'kay!?
Enjoy the heat while you can---you can pretend you are Australian and sweat it out at work hahaha.
'The Answer' sound cool--should check them out!!
I'm glad I inspired something, if only a list of coolness hahahaha
Hope you are well sweetie---please don't go!!
Some weirdo CUTS THE TONGUES OUT OF HIS SHOES???? wtf? That's just bizarre...and a little creepy.
Mmmmm massages....you have found every woman's weakness **curses!!**
What do you mean you will be disappearing!!?? Not forever I hope!!!
I will attempt to add you to msn, mmmm'kay!?
Enjoy the heat while you can---you can pretend you are Australian and sweat it out at work hahaha.
'The Answer' sound cool--should check them out!!
I'm glad I inspired something, if only a list of coolness
hahahaha
Hope you are well sweetie---please don't go!!
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lock:
MY EYES arrrgggghhhhhhhh MY EYES
hehe
You know omeone should make a cartoon of your life, no one would believe it!
And as for the footie, lets face it, as soon as the P word was mentioned we all knew that was it, you should have been prepared!
GL with the anniversary, ten years....wow good skills.
hehe
You know omeone should make a cartoon of your life, no one would believe it!
And as for the footie, lets face it, as soon as the P word was mentioned we all knew that was it, you should have been prepared!
GL with the anniversary, ten years....wow good skills.
fireyspright:
bash whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
A new nemesis! Sounds like a movie! He sure sounds awful. You should do your best to thwart him in every possible way. Then when he goes home to his 50 year old male dominatrix at night he can whine "Bash the best is trying to destroy me!" and then he will get 10000 lashings with the ball gag jammed up his arse.
Uh, yeah.
A new nemesis! Sounds like a movie! He sure sounds awful. You should do your best to thwart him in every possible way. Then when he goes home to his 50 year old male dominatrix at night he can whine "Bash the best is trying to destroy me!" and then he will get 10000 lashings with the ball gag jammed up his arse.
Uh, yeah.
go on use the pill!!!! hehe and then tell us all about it