So its on the eternal quest for the mystical presents for chomper has begone.I dragged my sorry ass into Leeds today to quest through a epic amount of shops,swiping my blade through copius amounts of grannies,fending off dodgy little goth girls in Alt shops where i had to weave through tighted packed labyrinths of clothes that would n,t round one of chomps legs instead of...
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Look at this lousy layout did i take lsd last nite or what??? its a bit errrrrr finacky or to much it should be feng sueed or something!!! and my fricken smilies don,t work drat n double drat.
So my holiday kicked off yesterday with me been a little moody from havin a bad head then i sprayed some wheels down the celler which probably...
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So my holiday kicked off yesterday with me been a little moody from havin a bad head then i sprayed some wheels down the celler which probably...
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ketchupu:
forreal though
i'm gone for 2 days and i feel like a stranger here.
good luck with the good luck!
i'm gone for 2 days and i feel like a stranger here.
good luck with the good luck!
angel_ree:
Muppet! xx
Hooray hooray im on a holi holifuckindayyyyyyyyyy! set too the tune of the legendary Boney M.
Yes work has finally given my beat,broken,and mentally wasted body a week off to reinvogorate a lifeless shell of a man after running the workshop single handed for 3 months and 50 odd hours a week.I attend to chill,chrissy shop for ole thunderthighs and take it easy!!!!!!!.
So this...
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Yes work has finally given my beat,broken,and mentally wasted body a week off to reinvogorate a lifeless shell of a man after running the workshop single handed for 3 months and 50 odd hours a week.I attend to chill,chrissy shop for ole thunderthighs and take it easy!!!!!!!.
So this...
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instarsia:
Its okay dear. its just a silly american show
jay_blank:
hahaha...I think I gave away your secrets! Chomps was surprised to hear my request for a hair trim in the buff....hahaha...
Although, I'm sure she'd be happier to cut this person's hair and deliver the trimmings to mom...
Although, I'm sure she'd be happier to cut this person's hair and deliver the trimmings to mom...
i have strange creases on my head this more i shall be know known as pillow scarface ,i hate fancy pillows how do i get rid of em hell knows i need to iron my face lol.
Strange but true i have been very politcal this week talkin to rucks and lex a serious side did come over me.
i am lookin forword to a...
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Strange but true i have been very politcal this week talkin to rucks and lex a serious side did come over me.
i am lookin forword to a...
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rennison:
Yes, I got soaked.
It sucked.
So.
Much.
I hate pillow creases!
I just put a bajillion pillow cases on fancy pillows.
Good luck with the hangovers!
Have a FANTISTIKO weekend/week bash!
It sucked.
So.
Much.
I hate pillow creases!
I just put a bajillion pillow cases on fancy pillows.
Good luck with the hangovers!
Have a FANTISTIKO weekend/week bash!
pajamamama:
NO I DID NOT CHEAT! hahaha! 
They were much more drunk then I was. 
Actually I was just lucky. I had a lot of good hands and then I faked them out a couple times.
They were much more drunk then I was. Actually I was just lucky. I had a lot of good hands and then I faked them out a couple times. FEE FIEY FHOOOO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A ENGLISHMAN.Well its me only i have been away for a while its been a interesting week for the bashster.
In traditional style i am going chapter stylee like i always do!!!.
SKANKED!
So the insurance company has decided to fleece me n chomps outta hard earned money for something we were at none fault for...
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In traditional style i am going chapter stylee like i always do!!!.
SKANKED!
So the insurance company has decided to fleece me n chomps outta hard earned money for something we were at none fault for...
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mrzombie:
how much did you have to pay Libra?
cheers mr for the kind words
cheers mr for the kind words
_pauly_:
How are you sir?
So the horrors of the weekend have passed and life can move on with just a little look over the shoulder to see if the grim reaper has snagged his scyth on my coat.
We spent the morning at the docs checking chomps over who i think is still concussed from saturday the doctor gave her 2 weeks off ,im off back to work tommorrow...
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We spent the morning at the docs checking chomps over who i think is still concussed from saturday the doctor gave her 2 weeks off ,im off back to work tommorrow...
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xalicex:
there not recent no.........likei said im a little bigger now.
xalicex:
id love chrissy to do some piccies.....shes gorgeous.....if i can do it...my god then she can.....
i want to get slimmer than those pics really....im not that far off those right now.....but then my self image is all mashed up......i could be slimmer. ud have to ask zombie! lol
i want to get slimmer than those pics really....im not that far off those right now.....but then my self image is all mashed up......i could be slimmer. ud have to ask zombie! lol
I have to start my journal on a sad note with the demise of chomps NODDYMOBILE.On the way to work we were hit by a Mini cooper doing 60 miles an hour plus on a 40 road who decided to straight line a roundabout which means cut a lane out the lane me n chomps were in on the roundabout.The car did a 360 and...
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_pauly_:
Now I did'nt know that sir lol. I'll take a pic tomorrow and Message you with pics
jay_blank:
hahaha! what I would do for something like that now. That'd chase the blues away for the rest of the year!
The grapevine must be shuddering with the news sb boys set for some reason has gone up strange that???.
Chomper has spread the news and i have headed the comments off at the pass by pleadinding to be gentle with me.Chomper says revenge is a dish served cold if thats the case i have been pummelled by a big icy stick.
For fucks sake guys...
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Chomper has spread the news and i have headed the comments off at the pass by pleadinding to be gentle with me.Chomper says revenge is a dish served cold if thats the case i have been pummelled by a big icy stick.
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rude_ruca:
ughhh, not quite yet for me...I still have an hour and 45 minutes to go... 
I really did not initially think I was going to hate this job as much as I do.. 
I really did not initially think I was going to hate this job as much as I do.. 
elizagirl:
hahaha..what the hell, man. you can always make me laugh. it's an electric fireplace...I think if I put any 'bars' on it, there would be big problems.
what does "dont want the sg lurrgee off ya." mean, you (say it with me now) CRAZY BRITISH BASTARD?
what does "dont want the sg lurrgee off ya." mean, you (say it with me now) CRAZY BRITISH BASTARD?
THIS WEEKEND HAS BLAZED BY IN A WHIRLWIND OF PUNK ROCK GLORY AND DOMESTIC CLEANING OVERLOAD.
I decide to give my beautiful other half a relxing weekend after having a tough week at work.I got up early Saturday morning cleaned up,cleaning the smelly fatty critters out and did the ironing.
We went out shopping to a cheap mall place just outside Castleford and spent a...
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I decide to give my beautiful other half a relxing weekend after having a tough week at work.I got up early Saturday morning cleaned up,cleaning the smelly fatty critters out and did the ironing.
We went out shopping to a cheap mall place just outside Castleford and spent a...
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heavenandhell:
your lovely lady is totally gorgeous, i hope you tell her loads.
escapeodt:
your better half certainly is a looker and you're an incredibly lucky bloke to have her on your arm. she's looking really lovely in those pictures and yes, i definitely think she could so a set for this site. i'm glad you guys enjoyed rancid...they were fuckin awesome last few times we saw them. good shtuff =) and now i'm off to suicide boys to check out a certain person's set...
Now then my child step up in the confessional box and confess your sins!!!!!
I sniff my finger when it accidently goes through the tissue when wiping my ass.
I have broken something my other half hasn,t found yet lol.
I liked the feel of the dentists breasts while have my bridge impressions today.
I like my crusty smelly socks
I have watched to many...
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I sniff my finger when it accidently goes through the tissue when wiping my ass.
I have broken something my other half hasn,t found yet lol.
I liked the feel of the dentists breasts while have my bridge impressions today.
I like my crusty smelly socks
I have watched to many...
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vegemite:
ok ewww
and yes but only because you cleaned house for the lovely Chompers.
Cheers
and yes but only because you cleaned house for the lovely Chompers.
Cheers
xalicex:
i just wanted to say i think its very sweet that u like to take care of ur beautiful wife...
My last journal got one solitary comment which is pretty shitty but thanx to the skiller for her words of wisdom hows the diet goin chick hope its goin well!!!!.
After my weekend accident i had to have Monday off suffering from a case of headcase.I went to the quacks and he said i had cluster headaches which sounds like them cluster bombs the yanks...
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After my weekend accident i had to have Monday off suffering from a case of headcase.I went to the quacks and he said i had cluster headaches which sounds like them cluster bombs the yanks...
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elizagirl:
VINEGAR STROKE?!?! OH, GAG.
elizagirl:
I certainly have NOT, and I find the notion that you had an erection at work APPALLING.
Canadians are very proper.
Canadians are very proper.
I had a fight last night with a big solid looking chap probably 6ft 5 a good two foot across and built like a barn door.Errrr it was a door one of my yank chums fell over this week and outta drunk sympathy i slipped on my front step and head butted the front door impaling the key that was in the door into my...
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xalicex:
ahh....but alas that picture of moi is about 4 stone ago...trust me.....i am a heffer.
hope ur eye heals soon....sounds bloody painful.
im so proud of chrissy with the booze...i hope she can keep it up 2 and i hope u get her fire back soon i think bri probably misses me sometimes cos ive almost lost all of myself lately...
just treasure the moments when u can.
works sounds crappy crap crap...but the magic jumper sounds ace!
hope ur eye heals soon....sounds bloody painful.
im so proud of chrissy with the booze...i hope she can keep it up 2 and i hope u get her fire back soon i think bri probably misses me sometimes cos ive almost lost all of myself lately...
just treasure the moments when u can.
works sounds crappy crap crap...but the magic jumper sounds ace!
goodness.
yeah, this fucktard has been conveniently not mentioning for some time now, and he's steves supposed best friend. he's had plenty of opportunity, but hasn't done anything about it.
as i've decided i'm actually quite horrible, i decided i would ask. i didn't threaten to break his legs, although i am sorely tempted.