WORD OF THE DAY=WIND
Wind in a work colleagues pant which was exploded all over my ickle office this morning it was that bad it was like chewing a turd.People in South Yorkshire eat to many kebabs and curries!!!.
WIND 2
Its that windy its blowing my journal all over the place.
Things wind likes!!!
Shed roofs it rips the felt off for fun
Fences...
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Wind in a work colleagues pant which was exploded all over my ickle office this morning it was that bad it was like chewing a turd.People in South Yorkshire eat to many kebabs and curries!!!.
WIND 2
Its that windy its blowing my journal all over the place.
Things wind likes!!!
Shed roofs it rips the felt off for fun
Fences...
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xalicex:
hahha....nah i wont kick you....i dongt dissagree with you...ill probably suck!
uni:
Thanks for loving my set 
THINGS THAT MADE ME PONDER TODAY!!!.
My tea won,t cook if i don,t turn the cooker on(fact after waiting a hour for my chicken!!!).
Dogs lick their balls,if i could would i????.
Why do i always park near a puddle!.
AOR soothes the pain n anger on the way home even thou i don,t really like cheesy poodle hair rock or do i??
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My tea won,t cook if i don,t turn the cooker on(fact after waiting a hour for my chicken!!!).
Dogs lick their balls,if i could would i????.
Why do i always park near a puddle!.
AOR soothes the pain n anger on the way home even thou i don,t really like cheesy poodle hair rock or do i??
The word...
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lovelysitwell:
hey us beautiful people have to look out for each other! 
jay_blank:
hahaha......thing is, I should have to sell all of this (refers to my being). Ladies aren't ready for me! They don't know what they're missing! hahahaha
Hell, it's going to be a good time even if I end up going alone. Shit, why bring sand to the beach?
Hell, it's going to be a good time even if I end up going alone. Shit, why bring sand to the beach?
Im a rat im a rat, im rat im a rat,im a rat.......wow that songs stuck in my head the TOWERS OF LONDON ROCK but....i was shocked when the lead singer Donny entered the big brother house but gutted he legged it two days later sad 
big brother could have been rad never mind.
I have made a full recovery this week come to find...
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big brother could have been rad never mind.
I have made a full recovery this week come to find...
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libra:
haha i hope that german guy was well angry....hehehehe.
cant wait for your birthday. either sounds cool, food wise. whatever anyone else fancies really.
isnt joey gogeous
cant wait for your birthday. either sounds cool, food wise. whatever anyone else fancies really.
isnt joey gogeous
lock:
I've never understood why people think it is alright to be abusive to someone just because they happen to be working at the time. Is it the fact that money is being exchanged?
"Here is the 20 for my desired product, ha ha now I own you till monkey! Fuck you incompetent fuck!"
If so, you should find out what he does go down there, enlist his services and abuse him. Its only fair.
Your birthday is gonna rock old man! As you can see it is impossible to get a straight answer out of Libra (don't worry she is always like that and would be very happy if she never had to make a decision ever, ever) I've never turned down a chinese buffet and regard 'all you can eat' as both a personal challenge and a competitive event
Good luck tomorrow!
"Here is the 20 for my desired product, ha ha now I own you till monkey! Fuck you incompetent fuck!"
If so, you should find out what he does go down there, enlist his services and abuse him. Its only fair.
Your birthday is gonna rock old man! As you can see it is impossible to get a straight answer out of Libra (don't worry she is always like that and would be very happy if she never had to make a decision ever, ever) I've never turned down a chinese buffet and regard 'all you can eat' as both a personal challenge and a competitive event
Good luck tomorrow!
So have you missed me???.Has you know i got struck down with a very nasty cold last week just after xmas.
I felt fuckin lousy for days and unfortunately it put our new years night out to bed which sucked!!!!.
Me n chomps stayed in i felt gutted for her havin to put up with grumpy old me.I made a effort cooking her a fantastic...
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I felt fuckin lousy for days and unfortunately it put our new years night out to bed which sucked!!!!.
Me n chomps stayed in i felt gutted for her havin to put up with grumpy old me.I made a effort cooking her a fantastic...
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red_tail:
Not sure what I told her....probably lies......but heh! it worked.Now if only I could remember any of it so I could look back with glout and walk around with an air of self satisfaction.lol
purplesiamese:
porn is not bad and wanking makes you happy. everyone should do it more!
la! hope you feel better!
la! hope you feel better!
Its back to the dark place tommorrow as the season of destroying our figures and bank balances comes to a end.I could do with one more day off but its better to get back to the millstone which is work sooner than later.
I had a immense xmas filled with all the things you shouldn,t do on xmas day.
I awoke at 6 30am chomps...
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I had a immense xmas filled with all the things you shouldn,t do on xmas day.
I awoke at 6 30am chomps...
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elizagirl:
"8 t c,s more like.Ha ha im a fricking soothsayer" wtf are you saying?? shed some light, you illiterate bastard!
pajamamama:
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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catagogo:
christmas ultimatems!? wow awesome.
lovelysitwell:
hey cool list!hope you had acool one where would xmas be withoutmoaning grannys?happy boxing day !
two posts in two days is a record for moi i guess.Today i finished work at 2pm and headed for the local drinking haunt with
Lumpa(woody geddit lumpa wood!!!)
Walrus wooton
German kiddie fiddler
No neck boss
and pete warty cock(picked up from serial shagging birds)
and dangerous dave.
I was driving so i went for a few shandies while the rest began to drink...
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Lumpa(woody geddit lumpa wood!!!)
Walrus wooton
German kiddie fiddler
No neck boss
and pete warty cock(picked up from serial shagging birds)
and dangerous dave.
I was driving so i went for a few shandies while the rest began to drink...
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libra:
hahahahahahahahaha that story is class!!!!!!
have a fab xmas, im surry chomper will love her extra pressie.
have a good one sweety
have a fab xmas, im surry chomper will love her extra pressie.
have a good one sweety
_pauly_:
ALL HAIL MAGADAN!!!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL MAGADAN!!!!!!!!!!Wow finally its time for us to get fat,drunk and vegitate on the sofa.
I have had a accident filled week where i had a migrane that lasted two days and yesterday i sliced half of a knuckle off my hand ,i have now 4 stitches and a big big bandaged finger which i can,t bend yikes.
I have shaken off my christmas blues and...
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I have had a accident filled week where i had a migrane that lasted two days and yesterday i sliced half of a knuckle off my hand ,i have now 4 stitches and a big big bandaged finger which i can,t bend yikes.
I have shaken off my christmas blues and...
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copper:
At first I thought you wrote "...get fat, drunk and Vegemite."
xalicex:
hope the knuckle heals soon man that sounds ridiculously sore.
Deck the halls with bows of holly fal la la lar la lar lar lar .Is the season to be fucked off being stuck in traffic jams galore when i have worked 11 hours and i can,t get home for christmas shopper.
God i,m the fuckin christmas grinch,Jack Skeleton on scrooge rolled into one lol .
I gotto admit i will bestow some advice...
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God i,m the fuckin christmas grinch,Jack Skeleton on scrooge rolled into one lol
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I gotto admit i will bestow some advice...
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lovelysitwell:
hey grumpy how are you my lttle christmas grinch?
ketchupu:
merry christmas!!!! <3
The bashsters away at the mo under his alto ego MAGADAN in his internal war against people enjoying Christmas hes fighting the battle to stop chrisssy adverts on the tele and people shopping for presents a the ladst minute buying any kinda of junk.
VICTORY WILL BE MINE!
PS
The bashster journal will appear here shortly be afraid very afraid
Now to battle!!!!
VICTORY WILL BE MINE!
PS
The bashster journal will appear here shortly be afraid very afraid
Now to battle!!!!
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lovelysitwell:
hope you are good?
angel_ree:
I'm afraid...my lip is sore cos i just had it peirced! Hope you are well muffin xx
xxTHANK THE LORD I CAN RETURN TO SANITY TOMORROW I SO WANNA GO BACK TO WORK!!!!.
I seem to be on a rollercoaster of bad luck.As you know i set my fave jeans on fire.I broke my car stereo and today i scorched my workpants with the iron im cursed so work is a safe haven at the mo.
I have had a interesting week...
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I seem to be on a rollercoaster of bad luck.As you know i set my fave jeans on fire.I broke my car stereo and today i scorched my workpants with the iron im cursed so work is a safe haven at the mo.
I have had a interesting week...
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bridehead:
I'm back!!
AKA Blacklamb!!
Missed you xxxx
AKA Blacklamb!!
Missed you xxxx
elizagirl:
pffft, without pictures, you got NOTHIN' on me, bashy my boy.
My mood is blacker than puff daddys anal hole.Blacker than a death metal concert.Blacker than coal,blacker than the celler that jodie foster gets stuck in in the hannibal film,blacker than my bedroom where my other half lays in fear of my wrath,blacker than black death and probably blacker than black well maybe.
Sometimes my anger consumes me the little black cloud floats overhead and bestows...
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Sometimes my anger consumes me the little black cloud floats overhead and bestows...
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lovelysitwell:
arh dont be mean to her cause you is grumpy!be nice and give her a snog things are always better after a snog!
elizagirl:
aw, bashy. Even you have to have an off day occasionally. It's okay to feel black and angry and like you live at the bottom of a well. Chomps loves you, she'll understand...we're all grumpy dinks sometimes. Just make it up to her somethin' fierce. And feel better, you sad bastard....we love you.