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Thursday Jun 30, 2005

Jun 30, 2005
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So the birthday celebration was kind of a bust. I enjoy seeing women naked, but not when they don't want to be. I enjoy having women crawl all over me, but not when they're trying to hurt me. I could get into a little light spanking, but only when it's meant to be foreplay, not some angry stripper taking her frustration about what she does out on my ass. These and more are reasons why strip clubs are not a good idea for birthday parties anymore. I want a do-over...

Ah...to find a date...

And, to quote a friend; "Randomness is good, and so are muffins."
!!That reminds me of a great joke! Here goes: Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The other one screams, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!" ARRR!!!
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genevieve:
thanks love! its cool, i've got a good sake buzz going and I've filled my belly with loads of sushi!
Jul 1, 2005
ambellina:
It's kind of funny, my friends and I kept calling it "Holiday World: Where All Your Dreams ComeTrue!" They really did! Zoombabwe will always hold a special place in my heart!
Jul 4, 2005

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