baronvonawesome

So according to a crazy Russian man, I need more iron.

At work today, I was standing around waiting for some models to set and this guy was waiting for some water to boil. So he was staring at me for a minute and then out of nowhere he slapped me on the chest. He looked puzzled by the result so he put one hand on my back and slapped my chest a few more times and declared, "You need more metal in body."
"What?"
"Have you seen doctor?"
"No..."
"Go see doctor, let him check."
"Uh.... okay."
Then he started making gestures to show me what a good amount of (presumably) iron is and where I am on that scale (about halfway).
"How do you know?"
"Is sounding crazy, I know... but I can hear. Out of 100 people, I only get 2 wrong."

What makes it extra weird is that for the past few months I've been feeling tired all the time and lacking energy. I thought I was just being lazy, but now I think this might require further investigation.

And then the bossman gave me two weeks of pay for coming in on two days when I was supposed to be on vacation