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Ya gotta love Seattle's Craigslist

and NO I DID NOT WRITE THIS

Gee... I guess I'll need to gain another inche in height to meet the
typical Seattle women's 5'10" height requirement!
Then I better lose 10 pounds and get that 6-pack set of abs looking more like
a washboard.
Can't deny that the child support that I've had to pay for the past 10 years
hasn't hurt much, so for the next 2 years, I'll save every penny which I am
no longer paying into child support, have absolutely no life, and buy that
$600k Sammamish house (also another Seattle woman requirement) AND furnish it
and have a new BMW ready for her.

...and when we FINALLY meet, I'll be so submissive that after a while, I'll
become invisible (except for the pay checks) and the only way she'll know that
I've been around is that the trash will be taken out regularly, the landscaping
will be flawless in every detail, the BeeMer will look show room spotless and
perfectly in tune, every day.

Yes, THIS is my goal, just for the lady which doesn't need my adoration nor
presence and to whom I will gladly be treated as a doormat!

Kisses honey-bunch!