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Well I managed to educate little sheltered me lots during TEASTOCK.
Firstly, well there was travelling that far north
Met up with Doplex, Thenonstopdancer and creamygoodness in kings cross to begin the adventure. Doplex was being a boring old man and conserving his energy for later
However NonStop managed to keep us entertained for the entirety of the journey, as well as the poor guy sitting with us! Hed never laughed so hard
new thing, they carry silver trays round selling food on some trains. It was kinda exicitng posh eh

There we were slagging off all the sg members that arent as awesome as ourselves and LittleArdvark pops up for behind us :p luckily I was saving my someoneuk insults for later


Managed to meet the EXCELLENT sg Scotland crew! Must I say that it was an AMAZING experience and I plan to make trips to both glasgow and edrinborough soon
Was also great to finally meet gem



Had a very positive experience in the Lloyds bar, after all ordering food that took ages to come we were offered free drinks and I got a free salad off the lovely barman I think the Scotland guys did mosta the leg work fluttering their eyelashes.


Trams were very exciting! Just cos Id never seen em before!

Oh and Luzblah is SOOOOOOO gorgeous!
I see what youve all been talking bout now

Then there was TGIs never having seen or been in one before I was abit dubious my concerns turned out to be real as the staff sang the happy happy birthday soon to creamygoodness.

Evil robot wants to fist mean bouncers up the ass

Mean boucers SUCK. They only ID-ed the girls and then seemed to have a problem with luzs ID.




gettin to hang out with these gorgeous girls again, sky
and hex


oooooh baby , non stops O face


the bunny ears were a major hit Cadwell looks ace here


we is classy ladies


and there was of course homoerotic action, led by nonstop!


i think i look good in glasses


Beardman and me



and the end of the night....

cant wait to see that pretty lady again! she is a 10 times more gorgeous in person! Her set should go up soon! damit!

Then onto leedsssssssssss

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Then there was the trip onto leeds with Peter_minger and sky.

I think I spent Saturday night being overconfident and talking to lots of people. So as sods law states Sunday I was feeling abit insecure and crappy.

Meeting up with three of my best friends was ACE! It was abit hard cos we were all staying at Lynnes in Leeds, and all her uni friends were around and then there was us slight awkwardness, with convos either dominated with their stories or ours. Someone always felt abit left out.


My mate lynny then choose to show us some great public displays of affection/drunk getting it on.
Sure it was 4am and we were chilling waiting creature comforts but when I heard her trousers being unzipped, I made a positive effort to show I WAS THERE AND AWAKE!

DO NOT HAVE SEX UNDER THE COVERS WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE AROUND

Anyway so after my appearance on Sunday in leeds, well I seemed to corrupt the flat a little. After years of not smoking, lynne and three friends decided it was worth seeing what this being stoned thing was all about!

We decided to work on this more by making a large white choc cookie on Monday when I say cookie I mean cake I mean yummy thing the size of a baking tray?

So after smoking abit and eating we were all very jolly! Hehe. They were Giggling like mad and not making any sense. I think I got them very properly stoned, and then they got to enjoy the DELIGHTS of stoned sex (no were most defintaley were NOT in the room)

On the subject of sex
Well I managed not to jump anyone Saturday, which was lovely and mostly drama free.
(even though theres one person I regret kissing now dam hindsight!
But as Luzblahs journal says is it better to regret doing something or not doing it?

And the sguk lot are tooo inbred anyway

Anyway back to the leeds trip
I got to hang out with Djsik (newfound respect for subwardens )and share the love of lost! Also managed to explore leeds a little in the mission getting to his! Being harrased by chavs and drunken weirdos on the way.



Favourite moments chav asking me to suck his cock infront of his wife and 3 year old in the middle of a very sensible conversation! Which deteriated when he said things like


They have blacks instead of chavs in London right? *ahem*

Also got to have a great cuppa with the awesome peter_minger! Im sorry I didnt get to see you more  need another trip north soon!



So after an overdose of gorgeous people Im back to boring London!
Im rambling this from the train and Im BORED!

Random crap

- my 5 day ban on wanking/rabbit is finally coming to an end! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO haha
- I DEFINITELY havent got a place at uni next year so I need to start applying madly, or planning something! Aaaaaaaaaah I wana stay in London 
- Ive had too many debates bout being naked on the internet during TEASTOCK. You load of PERVES .. Im sticking to my maybe when I loose some weight thing.
- Even though me being overweight, lynny (leeds friend) still manages to tell me I lost weight everytime Im naked around her
- I WANT some hot, awesome person to take me to TG to play, they all are taken or live in the wrong place or BOTH damit


have managed to leave laptop charger in leeds so wont be on much.... am spending the next few days
- setting up exhibition for next week!
tuesday through thursday there is open view for the london college of fashion foundation course! i was fucking amazed walking round today... why is my work so shit and theres so amazing? lol

- wanking, smoking, drinking and walking around naked

have fun in the sun peeps