Oh My God!!! 
This weekend was the worst but in a strange way the best most exciting thrillin weekend ever!
Just let me tell you what happened, it started a little like this...........
It was the usual go out wed thur fri sat and sun get absolutly smashed on no money what so ever and still be home and safe for the next day ahead.
Saturday
Me and my cousin Hazel decided to get ready at the very last minute and go out it was like 10 o'clock by the time we got to the garden bar. In there we met Caz, Nick, Mick, Kirsty, Ramone, Andrew and his freaky looking mate! We got a bottle of wine from the bar a lollipop off the DJ and some of them illuminous glowy things you put around your wrist
. We got absolutly wasted off wine and andrews quadrupull vodka redbull 
and danced the night away!
While we were dancing Nick who is gay by the way was approched by a piece of shit and this piece of shit shouted in his face "hahaha your gay! get out of my face dick head!" Me being me had to stick up for my friend and I knew the bouncers so i got the guy chucked out and stole his unopened drink! I got more pissed, Nick was happy and the night carried on! Then to my supprise Ramone Kirstys boyfriend who is not gay "I like di pussy"(in an italian accent) was feeling up Danny and I dont just mean touching I mean grabbing and squeezing rather intimetly! Bad idea!
Apart from that nothing much else happened oh actually wait a minute yeah it did my cuz Hazel was hit on by a 40 yr old woman who is a lesbian and hazel who is streight was swinging around her neck!
We left the garden bar went outside chatted up my ex best friends ex boyfriend ended up gettin a taxi with them and me and Jiv very fit italien went for a walk in the cemetry ended up snogging 
and rolling around in a load of holly leaves ouch!!! 
Sunday
God help me this is the worst, I went to meet fiona in the Orange House which is a pub where she works. I started on lemonade and ended up on wine strong wine!Bitch! We ended up going around to the garden bar meeting about 10 other friends and walking around to Lava which is a very kool club .We were in there till bout two o'clock and went outside for a chicken kebab. Whilst walkin along i decided to be smart and pretend i was a lesbian shouting at Ramone who was hold of Fiona saying "get the fuck off my girlfriend" Ramone let go and we carried on walking like usual until two girls turned around and said "Eww lesbians" Another big mistake! i hate people that are like that they totally stink! Everyone had a go at this girl and we nearly ended up fighting bad fighting Fiona even ran to the taxi office and asked where they had gone!!
The next thing that happened after you think everything has calmed down was some guy came over to us started pestering me and then smacked my friend kirsty in the nose and there was blood every where
everyone jumped on them there were limbs everywhere not literally but it sounds kool .I was crying like a bitch coz i was scared for kirsty! The police came ambulance everything and then me and Denzil got a chicken kebab 
and went back to his to get stonned and watch Good fellas
Thats about it pretty mad stuff
What is the world coming to?????
Till next time
kisses
Mmwwaahh!!!
XxX
This weekend was the worst but in a strange way the best most exciting thrillin weekend ever!
Just let me tell you what happened, it started a little like this...........
It was the usual go out wed thur fri sat and sun get absolutly smashed on no money what so ever and still be home and safe for the next day ahead.
Saturday
Me and my cousin Hazel decided to get ready at the very last minute and go out it was like 10 o'clock by the time we got to the garden bar. In there we met Caz, Nick, Mick, Kirsty, Ramone, Andrew and his freaky looking mate! We got a bottle of wine from the bar a lollipop off the DJ and some of them illuminous glowy things you put around your wrist
. We got absolutly wasted off wine and andrews quadrupull vodka redbull and danced the night away!
While we were dancing Nick who is gay by the way was approched by a piece of shit and this piece of shit shouted in his face "hahaha your gay! get out of my face dick head!" Me being me had to stick up for my friend and I knew the bouncers so i got the guy chucked out and stole his unopened drink! I got more pissed, Nick was happy and the night carried on! Then to my supprise Ramone Kirstys boyfriend who is not gay "I like di pussy"(in an italian accent) was feeling up Danny and I dont just mean touching I mean grabbing and squeezing rather intimetly! Bad idea!
Apart from that nothing much else happened oh actually wait a minute yeah it did my cuz Hazel was hit on by a 40 yr old woman who is a lesbian and hazel who is streight was swinging around her neck!
We left the garden bar went outside chatted up my ex best friends ex boyfriend ended up gettin a taxi with them and me and Jiv very fit italien
went for a walk in the cemetry ended up snogging and rolling around in a load of holly leaves ouch!!!
Sunday
God help me this is the worst, I went to meet fiona in the Orange House which is a pub where she works. I started on lemonade and ended up on wine strong wine!Bitch!
We ended up going around to the garden bar meeting about 10 other friends and walking around to Lava which is a very kool club .We were in there till bout two o'clock and went outside for a chicken kebab. Whilst walkin along i decided to be smart and pretend i was a lesbian shouting at Ramone who was hold of Fiona saying "get the fuck off my girlfriend" Ramone let go and we carried on walking like usual until two girls turned around and said "Eww lesbians" Another big mistake! i hate people that are like that they totally stink! Everyone had a go at this girl and we nearly ended up fighting bad fighting Fiona even ran to the taxi office and asked where they had gone!!
The next thing that happened after you think everything has calmed down was some guy came over to us started pestering me and then smacked my friend kirsty in the nose and there was blood every where
everyone jumped on them there were limbs everywhere not literally but it sounds kool .I was crying like a bitch coz i was scared for kirsty! The police came ambulance everything and then me and Denzil got a chicken kebab and went back to his to get stonned and watch Good fellas
Thats about it pretty mad stuff
What is the world coming to?????
Till next time
kisses
Mmwwaahh!!!
XxX
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PS. You're way too sexy for a chick that's ten years younger than me, so now I feel all creepy. Damn. I have a friend dating a 19 year oll chick tho'..and now I know why.
Sux to here about the drama filled weekend.