Me boarding the airplane, wearing a T-Shirt that says
"Mohommed Atta is MY Co-Pilot":
"Wheh! I sure have BEEN LADEN with all of this damn luggage"
I wipe the sweat from my forehead as I am dragged away to be beaten systematically tortured by airport security for 67 hours with no sleep or food, before being handed over to federal authorities who reprogram my reality matrix, filing down my consciousness to the most basic auto-response mechanisms of patriotism and servitude.
"Mohommed Atta is MY Co-Pilot":
"Wheh! I sure have BEEN LADEN with all of this damn luggage"
I wipe the sweat from my forehead as I am dragged away to be beaten systematically tortured by airport security for 67 hours with no sleep or food, before being handed over to federal authorities who reprogram my reality matrix, filing down my consciousness to the most basic auto-response mechanisms of patriotism and servitude.
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penelopelee:
my mom says you're "radiant."
penelopelee:
they only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, kitten bun.