bankerboy

Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and board
of trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country
Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with
some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover
hooch was placed in a school refrigerator, then mistaken
for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at
lunch to students in the third, fourth and fifth grades.


The Top 16 Signs Your School Is Serving Liquor


16> "Daiquiri: D-A-I-Q-U-I-R-I... Daiquiri."

15> Extracurricular groups now include the Spanish Club,
French Club and Canadian Club.

14> Before: Apple on Desk.
Now: Tip Jar on Desk.

13> The school nurse mistakenly declares a pinkeye epidemic.

12> Pretzels and nuts are just sitting out in bowls on the
cafeteria tables, thereby freeing the vending machines
for sales of smokes and rubbers.

11> The PA announcements are just the sound of snoring.

10> Then: Students passing out flyers for the pep rally.
Now: Students passing out *at* the pep rally.

9> "So... you come here often?"

8> School colors and mascot suddenly changed from green and
gold lions to orange and white owls.

7> Near-riot over whether paste is less filling or great-tasting.

6> The Trenchcoat Mafia can't hit a damn thing.

5> The industrial arts department has seen more lost digits
than the school budget.

4> The school breakfast program serves everybody a morning glass
of Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce, malt vinegar, tomato
juice, salt and pepper, with a raw egg yolk floating on top.

3> Marble game at recess ends with the loser brandishing
a broken-off Yoo-Hoo bottle.

2> The new school mascot? A Clydesdale.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your School Is Serving Liquor...


1> New civics teacher is a pantsless Ted Kennedy.