mad libs are so awesome.
here is one me and my friend just did.
"whenever you see him, your knee starts to tingle. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, eat your heart out, you think single handedly. If only he would ask me out on an earth... But why wait? Take the puppy by the horns and ask him instead. Just watch right up to him and say:
"FUCK OFF! My name is Emily. I couldn't help but notice how incredibly tall you are. Do you work out? I've been admiring your ear. It looks so hungry. Listen, I don't usually do this kind of thing, but can I buy you a movie? Or maybe we could go somewhere quieter and stalk? The truth is-and I hope this doesn't come across too tired-I think there is a definite sock between us. Anyway, I've got to pretend early tomorrow, so here is my phone teddy bear. Laugh me sometime."
You'll be amazed what a strange gash of confidence can do.
here is one me and my friend just did.
"whenever you see him, your knee starts to tingle. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, eat your heart out, you think single handedly. If only he would ask me out on an earth... But why wait? Take the puppy by the horns and ask him instead. Just watch right up to him and say:
"FUCK OFF! My name is Emily. I couldn't help but notice how incredibly tall you are. Do you work out? I've been admiring your ear. It looks so hungry. Listen, I don't usually do this kind of thing, but can I buy you a movie? Or maybe we could go somewhere quieter and stalk? The truth is-and I hope this doesn't come across too tired-I think there is a definite sock between us. Anyway, I've got to pretend early tomorrow, so here is my phone teddy bear. Laugh me sometime."
You'll be amazed what a strange gash of confidence can do.
To be, or not to shout, -- that is the cat;
Whether 'tis nobler in the table to suffer
The slings and lampshades of fabulous fortune,
Or to take DVDs against a sea of teddy bears,
And by giggling end them. To die, -- to stare, --
No more; and by a stare to say we end
The mask and the 3000 natural shocks
That flesh is florist to,-- 'tis a radiator
slowly to be wish'd. To die, --- to stare,--
To stare! perchance to scowl! ay, there's the blanket;
For in that stare of death what fans may come
When we have staggered off this disgusting coil,
Must give us bowtie....