bandaid

My ass hurts, I've been sitting here for hours.
I promised this guy a camshow today but I didn't tell him exactly when, so he's offline and I'm here like this bullied jackass. I wanna go out and grab a beer.

I kinda know the exact person I would like to call and drag down to the bar. There is this trash talking airhead in my class that I need to torture a little bit and I tried calling her after I had practiced my nicest most friendly voice ever, but she didn't answer. The fucker.

Nah, gotta rise up and grab a cigarette. I'm starting to get rugburned and my lungs are kinda screaming for some nicotine. Scary shit.