Okay! So I can finally frigging update! I've been feeling really shitty the past like 5 days so I haven't really felt like doing a whole lot of anything but I feel much better today! 
First off. . . the wedding. Soooooooooooooooo much fun!
On Thursday all of the bridesmaids met up at Elisabeth's (the bride) house and decided that since we were too poor for strippers we would just do the second best thing possible in Southern Maryland. . . we went to the new Hooters in Waldorf! After 5 minutes of being seated (they were really busy for a Thursday) a table of guys sent us a bottle of Dom Perignon (no they don't serve it at Hooters, apparently one of the guys won it as a door prize somewhere) and they decided to seat us at the table right by the bathrooms (I think it was because of the faux veil Elisabeth was wearing with the light up flashing penises on it) so that every time a guy would walk by he would pump up his chest. 
It was amusing. Then all of a sudden a whole bunch of random guys just started coming over to the table to 'chat' and after a while they were buying us berrs and lots of fun stuff. After a few we all (the three other bridesmaids, Elisabeth, and myself) had the greatest idea. . . why have the guy part of the party end when we go back to the house, let's just bring them with us! So I was carried by this guy. . .
(I think he's fucking hot but that could just be me, he's an ex-marine)
to his friends car, Nina (the girl on the left that looks like she wants to smash the camera) joined us and we all headed back to Elisabeth's new house with a grand total of 11 guys + 4 bridesmaids and a bride.
More pics before I go on. . . .
Any ways, we all arrive back at the house to find Elisabeth's fiancee's car there, along with the cars of his best friend and her older brother. Becky (the maid of honor) came running up to Nina and I yelling "They're here and they drank all the alcohol!" (we had the fridge stocked) While Nina and I ar standing with three car loads of guys going "Oh shit, this isn't good" well long story short they weren't there, and only 4 drinks were missing, they just dropped of their cars. So we all proceeded to get very very drunk (I almost had a threesome with Nina and John, the hottie) and I did my very first belly button shot (with John the hottie). At 3:30am after the guys finally left we all got up and went to get nails done (a bit hungover. . . . dun dun dun)
That evening was the rehearsal dinner. We ended up going to the Dry Dock in Solomons for dinner where we drank some more as evidenced by Nina and I. . . .
The next morning (day of wedding) we all got up hungover agin and went to get hair done. . . .
I know that look sfunny but the woman had to squish all of the curlers up into the dryer! I couldn't move my head!
my phone would not stop ringing either!
Then after hair we all went and had brunch and then got massages! It was sooooo nice! The lady told me that I need to see s doctor abotu my back because it's messed up, I can't wait (booooooo!).
The wedding was sooooo pretty despite the fact that it fucking poued the whole time and it was outside under a tent!
That's Elisabeth, she was soo pretty! I hope I look that pretty at my wedding one day!
Then the wedding reception. . . . my oh my. . . . I was twice as wasted as I was at the bachelorette party and the rehearsal put together! The bridal party ended up skinny dipping in the hot tub at the house after the rain stopped. Apparenty I ended up making out with Rachel and Nina at the same time. . . . and my parents thought they raised a nice girl. . . . Then we all had the genius idea to take the boat out at 2am in our dresses and tuxes. . not smart. . . and some how I made it to her brothers bed (I think I kicked him out cuz he was sleeping on the floor when I woke up).
And this is what the morning after a night like that looks like. . .
note the mascara running down the cheek and the hair in dissaray. . . almost looks like I just
. . . nevermind!
Whew! That was a long one! I'll have more pics later but for now I think I'm done.
Hope every body is well!
First off. . . the wedding. Soooooooooooooooo much fun!
On Thursday all of the bridesmaids met up at Elisabeth's (the bride) house and decided that since we were too poor for strippers we would just do the second best thing possible in Southern Maryland. . . we went to the new Hooters in Waldorf! After 5 minutes of being seated (they were really busy for a Thursday) a table of guys sent us a bottle of Dom Perignon (no they don't serve it at Hooters, apparently one of the guys won it as a door prize somewhere) and they decided to seat us at the table right by the bathrooms (I think it was because of the faux veil Elisabeth was wearing with the light up flashing penises on it) so that every time a guy would walk by he would pump up his chest.
It was amusing. Then all of a sudden a whole bunch of random guys just started coming over to the table to 'chat' and after a while they were buying us berrs and lots of fun stuff. After a few we all (the three other bridesmaids, Elisabeth, and myself) had the greatest idea. . . why have the guy part of the party end when we go back to the house, let's just bring them with us! So I was carried by this guy. . .
(I think he's fucking hot but that could just be me, he's an ex-marine)
to his friends car, Nina (the girl on the left that looks like she wants to smash the camera) joined us and we all headed back to Elisabeth's new house with a grand total of 11 guys + 4 bridesmaids and a bride.
More pics before I go on. . . .
Any ways, we all arrive back at the house to find Elisabeth's fiancee's car there, along with the cars of his best friend and her older brother. Becky (the maid of honor) came running up to Nina and I yelling "They're here and they drank all the alcohol!" (we had the fridge stocked) While Nina and I ar standing with three car loads of guys going "Oh shit, this isn't good" well long story short they weren't there, and only 4 drinks were missing, they just dropped of their cars. So we all proceeded to get very very drunk (I almost had a threesome with Nina and John, the hottie) and I did my very first belly button shot (with John the hottie). At 3:30am after the guys finally left we all got up and went to get nails done (a bit hungover. . . . dun dun dun)
That evening was the rehearsal dinner. We ended up going to the Dry Dock in Solomons for dinner where we drank some more as evidenced by Nina and I. . . .
The next morning (day of wedding) we all got up hungover agin and went to get hair done. . . .
I know that look sfunny but the woman had to squish all of the curlers up into the dryer! I couldn't move my head!
my phone would not stop ringing either!
Then after hair we all went and had brunch and then got massages! It was sooooo nice! The lady told me that I need to see s doctor abotu my back because it's messed up, I can't wait (booooooo!).
The wedding was sooooo pretty despite the fact that it fucking poued the whole time and it was outside under a tent!
That's Elisabeth, she was soo pretty! I hope I look that pretty at my wedding one day!
Then the wedding reception. . . . my oh my. . . . I was twice as wasted as I was at the bachelorette party and the rehearsal put together! The bridal party ended up skinny dipping in the hot tub at the house after the rain stopped. Apparenty I ended up making out with Rachel and Nina at the same time. . . .
and my parents thought they raised a nice girl. . . . Then we all had the genius idea to take the boat out at 2am in our dresses and tuxes. . not smart. . . and some how I made it to her brothers bed (I think I kicked him out cuz he was sleeping on the floor when I woke up).
And this is what the morning after a night like that looks like. . .
note the mascara running down the cheek and the hair in dissaray. . . almost looks like I just
. . . nevermind!
Whew! That was a long one! I'll have more pics later but for now I think I'm done.
Hope every body is well!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
southernbelle:
Great pictures, and it sounds like a ton of fun!!!
joshguy:
sorry...goodnight again sweety.
