(photo)SHOOT THE COPS
Chteau Fullum
Normal Saturday morning
5.30. Return to my castle. Drunk. Wasted. Direction the Princess Room. Alone. Or accompanied. Dodo. Or mojo.
This Saturday morning.
5.30. Alarm clock. Even at night. Snooze.
5:45 am. Blush. Eyeliner. Crush. See what you made me do? Basis. Mascara. Erase. I want to look good for you.
Listen to Make Up - Amanda Blank
6:45. Late as usual. Call the cab. Direction Parc du Mont-Royal.
In context? SG photoshoot. In the aerial tissue. Nothing more. Nothing less.
7.30. A beautiful lady. White. Long hair. Blacks. Cored shirt. Red. Skinny. Black. Skateboarding. Wow. Too pretty. Phew ... My photographer.
8:00. Direction. Far far away in the woods. Try to hang the fabric to the tree, Take 1.
8:01. Try to hang the fabric to the tree, Take 2-57 ...
8:10 am. Paul's arrival. Try to hang the fabric to the tree, Paul version, Take 1. Success.
Paul: 1. The Femmes Fatales: 0.
8:30. Beginning of the photoshoot. In the woods. On trees. In the tissue. Upside down. Feet in the air. The clothes on the floor.
9:15. At the top of the fabric. Last poses. Turn your head. A police car. SHIT. Descends from the fabric. Receive her dress in the face by Paul who has had the sense of decency to add to the situation.
Paul 2. The Femmes Fatales: 0.
9.30. Hidden behind the fabric. Tricky maneuver delivery of decency.
Police: What are you doing?
Girls: Well ... Photos?
Police: You know it's forbidden to do what you do in a public place? You can be fined $ 350 and a note in your criminal record.
Police: 1. The Femmes Fatales: 0
9:45. Paul attempted to explain the situation, in 32 different versions.
Paul: -1.
9:50. Paul left. Attempt to seduce the police by a preview of pictures taken by our smiles and young innocent helpless. Success.
The Femmes Fatales: 1. Police: 0.
10am. Departure of Parc du Mont-Royal. Unharmed. With photos and a bank account intact.
The Femmes Fatales: 1. Police: 0
We like:
- The professionalism of the photographer.
- Holding oneself out of this situation without a $ 350 fine.
- The representation of the cultural community of Montreal by the Arab police and Haitian police.
We love:
- The sublime beauty of the photographer. It helps to ask.
- Paul, for his help and for being coming to rinse the eye at low cost.
- That the officer asked us to make the scarf''spin''instead of giving us a fine.
You bite your fingers:
- Do not take a souvenir photo with the cops.
Final Score:
- Paul: 1
- Police: 1
- Femmes Fatales: 2
We won
Chteau Fullum
Normal Saturday morning
5.30. Return to my castle. Drunk. Wasted. Direction the Princess Room. Alone. Or accompanied. Dodo. Or mojo.
This Saturday morning.
5.30. Alarm clock. Even at night. Snooze.
5:45 am. Blush. Eyeliner. Crush. See what you made me do? Basis. Mascara. Erase. I want to look good for you.
Listen to Make Up - Amanda Blank
6:45. Late as usual. Call the cab. Direction Parc du Mont-Royal.
In context? SG photoshoot. In the aerial tissue. Nothing more. Nothing less.
7.30. A beautiful lady. White. Long hair. Blacks. Cored shirt. Red. Skinny. Black. Skateboarding. Wow. Too pretty. Phew ... My photographer.
8:00. Direction. Far far away in the woods. Try to hang the fabric to the tree, Take 1.
8:01. Try to hang the fabric to the tree, Take 2-57 ...
8:10 am. Paul's arrival. Try to hang the fabric to the tree, Paul version, Take 1. Success.
Paul: 1. The Femmes Fatales: 0.
8:30. Beginning of the photoshoot. In the woods. On trees. In the tissue. Upside down. Feet in the air. The clothes on the floor.
9:15. At the top of the fabric. Last poses. Turn your head. A police car. SHIT. Descends from the fabric. Receive her dress in the face by Paul who has had the sense of decency to add to the situation.
Paul 2. The Femmes Fatales: 0.
9.30. Hidden behind the fabric. Tricky maneuver delivery of decency.
Police: What are you doing?
Girls: Well ... Photos?
Police: You know it's forbidden to do what you do in a public place? You can be fined $ 350 and a note in your criminal record.
Police: 1. The Femmes Fatales: 0
9:45. Paul attempted to explain the situation, in 32 different versions.
Paul: -1.
9:50. Paul left. Attempt to seduce the police by a preview of pictures taken by our smiles and young innocent helpless. Success.
The Femmes Fatales: 1. Police: 0.
10am. Departure of Parc du Mont-Royal. Unharmed. With photos and a bank account intact.
The Femmes Fatales: 1. Police: 0
We like:
- The professionalism of the photographer.
- Holding oneself out of this situation without a $ 350 fine.
- The representation of the cultural community of Montreal by the Arab police and Haitian police.
We love:
- The sublime beauty of the photographer. It helps to ask.
- Paul, for his help and for being coming to rinse the eye at low cost.
- That the officer asked us to make the scarf''spin''instead of giving us a fine.
You bite your fingers:
- Do not take a souvenir photo with the cops.
Final Score:
- Paul: 1
- Police: 1
- Femmes Fatales: 2
We won
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
madelia:
wow that souds like it was an adventure, but it will be def memorable
lemonkid:
Fellow Montrealer?