Today's gonna be the birthday party from hell, I'm sure. Oh well, as my horoscope for today says:
Dear Cat,
As the Stars get ready to change, accident and surprise are your best weapons. Override the opposition with everything that you have. Laughter is your divine right -- too bad if someone else has a problem with it.
How fun, that sounds like it's my...
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Dear Cat,
As the Stars get ready to change, accident and surprise are your best weapons. Override the opposition with everything that you have. Laughter is your divine right -- too bad if someone else has a problem with it.
How fun, that sounds like it's my...
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"I'm not. Content. To be with you. In the daytime. Girl. I want. To be with you. All of the time. The only time I feel alright is by your side."
A buck if you can name the song and the band. Ten bucks if you can go here and figure out which one is me. And all sorts of
and 
if you vote for...
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A buck if you can name the song and the band. Ten bucks if you can go here and figure out which one is me. And all sorts of
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jaq:
awwww
congrats on the baby girl
good luck
xXx
congrats on the baby girl
good luck
xXx
jaq:
awwww
congrats on the baby girl
good luck
xXx
congrats on the baby girl
good luck
xXx
Come home from work... take off pants... dance. That's my daily routine, lol. I just function better without pants. And right now I'm listening to cheesey 60s and 70s rock, so I'm gonna go dance, pantless of course, around the apartment. And then maybe I'm going to have ice cream. And it's going to be tasty.
Heh, and people usually use these things to, like,...
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rickroyal:
Reminds me of a poem wherein a man's greatest pleasure was when his family would leave the house and he was free to take off his pants, swing them in circles above his head, and cry out in joy. Sadly, there was no mention of ice cream in the poem.
gstrife:
heh yeah, your ex's suck...i wouldn't hang with them either...
Hey now...i may need to try that some time... *takes pants off* Oh yeah! much better now!
Hey now...i may need to try that some time... *takes pants off* Oh yeah! much better now!
Wheeeee. It's entirely too early and I wish I was still asleep, but alas, I was up an hour ago. I did absolutely nothing of interest yesterday, except go shopping, take a walk, and get my eyebrows waxed. Yay. Then I came home and had a spa night until the water in the shower got too cold, so I'm going to finish up before I...
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Apparently my promo pic looks different without the rest of it. Oh well, i like it anyway, so 
to all you haters and you bitches (that's how the song goes, right? I can't even remember)
It's Friday, how nice. I was supposed to go to the strip club last night with my girlfriends but we ended up not going. Tomorrow I'm going to have a...
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to all you haters and you bitches (that's how the song goes, right? I can't even remember)
It's Friday, how nice. I was supposed to go to the strip club last night with my girlfriends but we ended up not going. Tomorrow I'm going to have a...
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gstrife:
heh okay this is the elbow thing: its very fickle...lets say i'm holding my arm straight out, palm down...its fine...but in the process of turning it palm up (where my fingers are just past vertical) i get a very sharp pain right at my elbow...or, say, when i'm reaching around my head with the hair dryer which is an angle i get to every morning, i get the same sharp pain at the same spot...and during various other positions, it just depends...but its a lot better now hee hee
toxicvixen:
spa day sounds great. it's always nice just to take a day out to do nothing but relax and for lack of a better word "act girlie".
wow. a pro-wrestler?! that's awesome. i admire that. and a mommy-to-be... even better. how far along are you?
it's pretty cool that you live in morrisville, my friend alicia is from there. small world.
wow. a pro-wrestler?! that's awesome. i admire that. and a mommy-to-be... even better. how far along are you?
it's pretty cool that you live in morrisville, my friend alicia is from there. small world.
My pic is creepy? 
Awwww, and I like that one too.
Awwww, and I like that one too. 
sarc:
I like it, too... a disembodied head floating in a sea of leopard spots.. ooooooh. 
Yay! I have a normal-looking pic. God bless you, PervyPunk.
So my job is like an Saturday Night Live skit. I work with brain-injured, mentally-challenged adults with behavior problems (how's that for a triple threat?) as a vocational instructor. Which means I go out to the job site with them and make sure they don't hurt themselves, hurt others, or eat the product (which only...
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So my job is like an Saturday Night Live skit. I work with brain-injured, mentally-challenged adults with behavior problems (how's that for a triple threat?) as a vocational instructor. Which means I go out to the job site with them and make sure they don't hurt themselves, hurt others, or eat the product (which only...
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debrajean:
thats funny: I was thinking "what a creepy picture" and the first thing you say is how normal it looks...I do like the picture by the way...
Christ, I'm lactating. What the fuck is that about? Sexy, I know, lol. You all want to hear about what's going on with my boobs. 
I wonder what happened to my picture. I have cute, lovely pix that I wish to post here, but they are, alas, too large. And I'd fix thema nd make them wee, but I'm afraid to mess them up. Well,...
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I wonder what happened to my picture. I have cute, lovely pix that I wish to post here, but they are, alas, too large. And I'd fix thema nd make them wee, but I'm afraid to mess them up. Well,...
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drunkpunk:
Hope you got your pictures back ok?
robo19x:
oh man. . .i read your entry (but hadn't looked over at your stats-which say you're pregnant), and i thought, "oh my god, she just randomly started lactating. . . damn."
needless to say, i was freaked the hell out.
needless to say, i was freaked the hell out.
I like grilled cheese. And naps. I think I'm going to go have both. But not just yet. First I am going to bask in the glory that is being done with work on Monday, the crappiest day of the week. Or maybe it's my job that's just unbelievably shitty.
So I got one of those lawyer notices today that tells me they're gonna, like,...
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So I got one of those lawyer notices today that tells me they're gonna, like,...
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twitchgirl:
Naps are good. Nice to be a newbie here on suicidegirls with you. Can't wait to hear about your new arival. Do you already have a name picked out?
prudence:
mmm...grilled cheese...
mmmm....naps...
mmmm....naps...
Yes, this *is* my first entry. And while he sleeps, I just finished looking at alllll the girls. It took a really long time and now my foot is asleep but I finally saw all of these lovely ladies here on the best nekkid girl site ever.
I haven't felt myself since I got out of the hospital on Friday morning, but at least now...
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I haven't felt myself since I got out of the hospital on Friday morning, but at least now...
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synnove:
welcome aboard to you and the little one in your belly 
pip:
So which of the SG's are you going to name your new girl after? j/k
welcome, and congrats.
welcome, and congrats.
Happy early birthday too - stay outta trouble!
have a rockin time getting silly
hope you have a nice weekend