well children, here's my plan for future Easter animals and their origins. enjoy
me on the propper animal to have as an Easter mascot
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higgins 4K (12:27:24 PM): so i was thinking. why do people say a bunny brings eggs? why not just say a duck bill platypus? i mean that way it could actualy be true right?
luvzmyboo4evr (12:38:53 PM): lolluvzmyboo4evr (12:38:55 PM): dork
higgins 4K (12:37:41 PM): i speak the truth
higgins 4K (12:38:30 PM): plus they aren't as scareyl
uvzmyboo4evr (12:40:05 PM): rofl
higgins 4K (12:40:21 PM): plus come on, all the happy fir? it's kind of sad
higgins 4K (12:40:31 PM): now strange mammels that is where its atl
uvzmyboo4evr (12:42:17 PM): hahaha
higgins 4K (12:41:20 PM): they actualy have mammel and bird dna
higgins 4K (12:41:27 PM): can you imagine that frunk hook up?
luvzmyboo4evr (12:43:44 PM): dude your cracking me up
higgins 4K (12:42:39 PM): you have this well large rodent going up to this duck
higgins 4K (12:42:45 PM): heey baby, what's your sign
higgins 4K (12:42:47 PM): Quack
higgins 4K (12:42:53 PM): aquarius? well so am I
higgins 4K (12:42:56 PM): quack?
luvzmyboo4evr (12:44:25 PM): ROFLMAO
higgins 4K (12:43:15 PM): here my friend MICKEY mouse gave me this drink for you
higgins 4K (12:43:20 PM): Qua----
higgins 4K (12:43:24 PM): *thump
higgins 4K (12:43:27 PM): the next morning...
luvzmyboo4evr (12:45:02 PM): roflmao
luvzmyboo4evr (12:45:04 PM): omg
luvzmyboo4evr (12:45:06 PM): hahahaha
higgins 4K (12:43:38 PM): oh man who did I hoo-QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
higgins 4K (12:43:44 PM): 9 months later
higgins 4K (12:43:51 PM): quack!
higgins 4K (12:43:57 PM): no that kid looks nothing like me
higgins 4K (12:44:02 PM): i ain't paying child supports
higgins 4K (12:44:10 PM): Quack :'(
luvzmyboo4evr (12:45:49 PM): lolololololol
higgins 4K (12:44:23 PM): Now imagine the kids at school?
luvzmyboo4evr (12:46:34 PM): ok i am about to pee my pants
higgins 4K (12:45:19 PM): luckily platypusses have poisonous hairs so no noogies were given
luvzmyboo4evr (12:46:59 PM): rofl
higgins 4K (12:45:53 PM): then after high school he moved to australlia because he oculd live alone there
higgins 4K (12:46:02 PM): and the strange thing?
higgins 4K (12:46:09 PM): he found another fucking platypus
higgins 4K (12:46:12 PM): a female at that
higgins 4K (12:46:24 PM): and the rest is as they say, history
higgins 4K (12:47:46 PM): i need to kitch kindergarden or something
higgins 4K (12:47:54 PM): kids would come out SOOOOOOOOOOO well adjustedl
uvzmyboo4evr (12:49:49 PM): rofll
uvzmyboo4evr (12:49:56 PM): dude you have to post this on your blogl
uvzmyboo4evr (12:50:01 PM): so random haha
higgins 4K (12:48:38 PM): if i remember too
luvzmyboo4evr (12:50:11 PM): lol
higgins 4K (12:49:29 PM): yawn
higgins 4K (12:49:37 PM): so your kids get visited by rodents?
luvzmyboo4evr (12:52:30 PM): rofll
uvzmyboo4evr (12:52:37 PM): not since i got rid of the hampster
higgins 4K (12:52:14 PM): well hamsters do leave a brown pelet like "gift" so i guess that counts
luvzmyboo4evr (12:54:05 PM): lol
higgins 4K (12:53:18 PM): and you can play catch with them, so i guess that's like a toy
higgins 4K (12:53:42 PM): yes i am actualy imagining a hamster being tossed, then in mid flight zooming in on his eyes
luvzmyboo4evr (12:55:12 PM): rofl
higgins 4K (12:54:17 PM): the por hampster
higgins 4K (12:54:19 PM): damn your kids
luvzmyboo4evr (12:55:52 PM): hahahaha
higgins 4K (12:54:45 PM): you hsould see its eyes full of fear, a single tear falling down from it's right eye
higgins 4K (12:54:48 PM): the poor thing
higgins 4K (12:55:04 PM): no wonder why you no longer have it
higgins 4K (12:58:03 PM): fuck i got too far into that...i can't get the eyes i imagined out of my head
