okay....so....
doctors visit was interesting.
apparently the bottom part of my heart is pumping out an extra beat. this happens to mostly everyone, every once in a while, but its happening to me ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
its totally benign, but really fucking annoying.
i pretty much believe that your heart has a certain number of beats to its life....and then it stops....so i think my heart is trying to hurry the process.
i only feel better when i'm lying down. i might become 'grandpa joe' from charlie and the chocolate factory, as long as i dont have to share my bed with another couple. *humpy humpy*
this condition would also make the scene in dirty dancing where patrick swayze takes whatever her name is's hand and puts it up to his chest. 'gu-gung...gu-gung"
mine would be more like "gu-gung-gung....gu-gung-gung'
totally notrageous.
doctors visit was interesting.
apparently the bottom part of my heart is pumping out an extra beat. this happens to mostly everyone, every once in a while, but its happening to me ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
its totally benign, but really fucking annoying.
i pretty much believe that your heart has a certain number of beats to its life....and then it stops....so i think my heart is trying to hurry the process.
i only feel better when i'm lying down. i might become 'grandpa joe' from charlie and the chocolate factory, as long as i dont have to share my bed with another couple. *humpy humpy*
this condition would also make the scene in dirty dancing where patrick swayze takes whatever her name is's hand and puts it up to his chest. 'gu-gung...gu-gung"
mine would be more like "gu-gung-gung....gu-gung-gung'
totally notrageous.
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cyriaca:
Wow that must have been a little shocking to find that out. Good thing its nothing too serious, must be kinda weird though....
eventide:
i knew a guy whose heart went gung-gu instead of gu-gung . and they looked his charts for days and days and couldnt believe he was alive at all, and then he and they too i guess got bored and he went home. they told him to take it easy, just in case. just in case what? he said. point is only that people live with all kind of weird things. dont lay around too much - my stupid advice. move . move . move. move. untill you really are dead. by the way,. i love your ... what ever. ..