do you remember that christmas special "rudolph the red-nosed reindeer"? rudolph was getting flying lessons when bernice told him that she thought he was cute. he jumped around yelling "i'm cute! i'm cute! she said i'm cuuuuute!". then he flew.
thats how i feel sometimes when i hear certain people tell me how they feel about me. only, my nose-cap doesnt fall off, revealing my odd deformity which then turns into the most powerful thing santa needs to get through the blizzard.
"eat, papa, eat!"
thats how i feel sometimes when i hear certain people tell me how they feel about me. only, my nose-cap doesnt fall off, revealing my odd deformity which then turns into the most powerful thing santa needs to get through the blizzard.
"eat, papa, eat!"
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bernice.......Bernice Loves Alfred...(Letters to Xiola..spoken word by Perry Ferrel)
and then somehow that stupid Corky Romano converasation...." remember when the little elf who didn't like to make toys and he told Rudolph it was ok to be different" Corky trying to get his older brother Chris Penn to come out of the closet...I won't go into the nose cap tangent....that's one amongst my friends that would take waaaaay too long to explain. Oh Bailey what you did to my brain!!! yer da neetest :-)
*takes another shot of thoazine and a nap*
volkov
That little fucker.
The idea of some gay little elf, with a quif haircut, drilling on my molars ... hell no.
I wish the Snowman had eaten his union-breaking little ass.
On a completely different tangent ...
You're cute.
-Scotty
PS And you look great in a nose-cap.