dear life,
here are a list of my demands, if you ever wish to get back on my good side.
#1. please introduce me to some nice and interesting people who live somewhat close to me.
#2. have that place call me back, so that i may once again be employed.
#3. find the magic painkiller fairy and have her visit me nightly.
#4. wonders such as beer, tacos, dairy queen blizzards, a hundred dollar bills will magically appear at my doorstep at just the right moments.
#5. my phone will ring and it will not be someone asking me where their money is.
#6. henry rollins will ask me to become bailey rollins.
thank you,
bailey fuckin' maxwell
here are a list of my demands, if you ever wish to get back on my good side.
#1. please introduce me to some nice and interesting people who live somewhat close to me.
#2. have that place call me back, so that i may once again be employed.
#3. find the magic painkiller fairy and have her visit me nightly.
#4. wonders such as beer, tacos, dairy queen blizzards, a hundred dollar bills will magically appear at my doorstep at just the right moments.
#5. my phone will ring and it will not be someone asking me where their money is.
#6. henry rollins will ask me to become bailey rollins.
thank you,
bailey fuckin' maxwell
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#2 - have too much work, have no life left.
#3 - the magic sex bunny would do me - i can live with the headaches
#4 - i'm lucky on that front - i don't buy food or alcohol (except vodka) - it just appears. and my bank account goes down
#5 - my phone rings, and it's a stalker. bizzarely, i've had constant phone calls from scottish women asking for sex. i have a strange feeling somebody has put my number in a phone box.
#6 - i'll wake up, and kylie minogue (with black stockings, corset, black eyeliner and smeared red lipstick) will be lying next to me. we proceed to have sex solidly for 7 years. we buy a new bed, and continue with the sex.