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Wednesday Dec 04, 2002

Dec 4, 2002
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i had a dream and henry rollins was in it.

in some strange mix up of britney spears impersonators, his arms got cut off.

so i had to do everything for him.

including masturbate.

oh, sweet sweet jesus how perfect would my life be??
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
redskull:
You'd also have to make Met-rx shakes for Hank and switch the weights for him when he's doing leg presses, and those things are damn heavy.

you totally stole my "what gets me hot..." from like 3 months ago.
Dec 4, 2002
catsmeow:
perfect it would be if ole henry had arms so he could asssit you in the role of masterbator. hmmmmmm...

*needs to take a shower now*
Dec 5, 2002

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