bailey

SEXLESS YEAR SCANDAL!!!!!!

i almost got attacked the other night after walking a friend home (spoiler....) some dude was following me down the perfectly timed empty street (it was also probably 5am) i crossed the street, he crossed the street, i crossed the street, he crossed the street. i never knew i could walk that fast in my flip flops. anyway, i pulled out my phone to pretend i was talking to someone, but in the slightly more sober mind, i didnt think i could REALLY NOT CALL SOMEONE. so instead i called my best friend and had a conversation with myself on his voicemail. it worked cuz the dude left, but i had a very confused best friend the next day.