defekt entered the world of big-boy land today and closed on his new condo!
YAY!
i, on the otherhand, caught one of my clients trying to steal my lint brush and eyeglasses. sneaky bitch.
she then told me she was a cop. and makes love in jail. and that she knows the judge and she makes love with him to.
my only reply was, 'jeez, you sure do get around.'
oh sweet sweet delusions, how life would be so much easier with you in it.
YAY!
i, on the otherhand, caught one of my clients trying to steal my lint brush and eyeglasses. sneaky bitch.
she then told me she was a cop. and makes love in jail. and that she knows the judge and she makes love with him to.
my only reply was, 'jeez, you sure do get around.'
oh sweet sweet delusions, how life would be so much easier with you in it.
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Though I don't sleep with judges and have no use for eyeglasses.
Yeah, I said it.