bailey

soooo...

last night i get an email from my stepmom....

"christmas was great...blah blah blah.
oh, and by the way, your uncles fiance was murdered last week."

so, naturally, i FLIP THE FUCK OUT
but its midnight so i cant call my father

so i call my sister in california
who in turn
FLIPS THE FUCK OUT

i then go to read her the email
and realize i skipped the word "sister" after uncles fiances
my uncles fiances SISTER was murdered

sister promptly yells at me for my reading comprehension skills and says 'well since 'uncles fiance' is alive, i'm going back to eating dinner'