bailey

my computer is being a fucktard....attempt #2 at updating:

i have been trying for two days to photograph the travisty that is my hair, but the photos dont do as much justice as real life. however....



i'm tempted to say this photo is 'cute' because in reality its just the angle. apparently my haircut is attractive to people over seven feet tall. they miss the 'party in the back'



i think i look like a dude in this photo. i'm okay with that. i think i'm having gender identity issues, however i do not wish to have a ballsack attached to me in any way....but thats besides the point


the size of these photos dont do the glory of the mullet justice. its hard to see the flingy pieces.


this was taken last night at 3. waiting for certain parties (including myself) to graduate from middle school (drama). i pretty much make this face every time i look in the mirror....i wear a lot of hats.


grrrr...fear me and my mullet! WE CANNOT BE TAMED!


for some odd reason i love this photo, even though i look like i smoke a lot of crack. perhaps i should start smoking a lot of crack. then my face would match my hair.

and last, but not least, the freaky thing i do with my neck:

its really quite disturbing in person. just ask.

tomorrow surgery. goodbye moles! helllooo stitches!