bailey

GODDAMN! it was a motherfucking KILLER day at work.

i'm a fucking MESS!

and i have an odd craving for MEAT all of a sudden.

today one of my clients told my coworker i scared him. so i ran up to him and went 'rarrrr' right in his face. but he wasnt scared.

fucking liar.

i got to smash a pie in someones face the other day.
it was the single most amazing thing i have ever done.
seriously.
well...second most.
the reason i was doing it was the most amazing.

i decided i need some romance in my life.
flowers. letters. small tokens of affection.
i'll send you my address if you promise to write.

sometimes you are stressing about something that seems huuuuuge to you.
and then you hear about something waaay more serious, that could have really fucked someones life up.
and you realize you are pretty damn lucky if all you are worrying about is a minor inconvience that wont last.

social distortion last night and a very short lived hangout session with maryann

burlesque at the...
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