The scene opens Its crisp clear night and the nearly full moon casts a silver shine so brightly that it feels nearly like daylight to the two soldiers trying to hide crouched beside a road in the middle of an empty open desert. The night is silent until one of them starts quietly humming and the following conversation takes place at a whisper.
Soldier 1: What are you doing?
Soldier 2: I cant get this damn song outta my head.
Soldier 1: Well dont hum it then. I dont want it stuck in my head.
Soldier 2: hums louder
Soldier 1: What you think I wont make you pay for that? (Soldier begins singing the ooom bop song by Hanson)
Soldier 2: Thats Fucked up (immediately breaks into the first verse of Mexican radio) Tijuana eatin bar be qued iguana
Soldier 1: Oh yeah! well I hope you dance
Soldier 2: (begins singing wind beneath my wings) have I ever told you
Soldier 1: All right I didnt want to have to do this but now Im gonna have bust out with some Elton John on youre ass.
Soldier 2: You mean like. It seems to me you lived your life
Soldier 1: Worse! I thinking more like Daniel.
Soldier 2: Yeah well Goodbye yellow brick road..
(The two continue to exchange what seems to be a list of a compilation cd you would expect to be advertised at 4 in the morning on right after the infomercials kick off and when people can buy them anonymously so no one will ever know. Cindy Lauper is countered by Quiet Riot and then Styx and next Jefferson airplane starship whatever the hell they changed their name to and then that guy who changed his name to a symbol so he wouldnt have one.
Soldier 1: Ill go elevator on you! Oz never did give nothing to the tin man..
Soldier 2: Raspberry beret.cmon youre airborne you can appreciate this one.
Soldier 1: Youve brought this upon yourself.. Do you really wanna hurt me.
Soldier 2: Thats it.
Soldier 1: You give up?
Soldier 2: Theres just no reasoning with a man wholl stoop to the level of Culture Club
Soldier 1: I dont wanna hear it. Theres still Karma Chameleon and a shitload of DEVO where that came from. Hey at least it wasnt crying game.
Soldier 2: Ok fine just shut up and watch the damn road so maybe we can kill something tonight!
Soldier 1: I cant
Soldier 2: Why not?
Soldier 1: Cause now I have Girl You Want stuck in my head
Both Soldiers: She sings from somewhere you cant see, She sit in the top of the greenest tree
And this is what we refer to as youre tax dollars hard at work.
Soldier 1: What are you doing?
Soldier 2: I cant get this damn song outta my head.
Soldier 1: Well dont hum it then. I dont want it stuck in my head.
Soldier 2: hums louder
Soldier 1: What you think I wont make you pay for that? (Soldier begins singing the ooom bop song by Hanson)
Soldier 2: Thats Fucked up (immediately breaks into the first verse of Mexican radio) Tijuana eatin bar be qued iguana
Soldier 1: Oh yeah! well I hope you dance
Soldier 2: (begins singing wind beneath my wings) have I ever told you
Soldier 1: All right I didnt want to have to do this but now Im gonna have bust out with some Elton John on youre ass.
Soldier 2: You mean like. It seems to me you lived your life
Soldier 1: Worse! I thinking more like Daniel.
Soldier 2: Yeah well Goodbye yellow brick road..
(The two continue to exchange what seems to be a list of a compilation cd you would expect to be advertised at 4 in the morning on right after the infomercials kick off and when people can buy them anonymously so no one will ever know. Cindy Lauper is countered by Quiet Riot and then Styx and next Jefferson airplane starship whatever the hell they changed their name to and then that guy who changed his name to a symbol so he wouldnt have one.
Soldier 1: Ill go elevator on you! Oz never did give nothing to the tin man..
Soldier 2: Raspberry beret.cmon youre airborne you can appreciate this one.
Soldier 1: Youve brought this upon yourself.. Do you really wanna hurt me.
Soldier 2: Thats it.
Soldier 1: You give up?
Soldier 2: Theres just no reasoning with a man wholl stoop to the level of Culture Club
Soldier 1: I dont wanna hear it. Theres still Karma Chameleon and a shitload of DEVO where that came from. Hey at least it wasnt crying game.
Soldier 2: Ok fine just shut up and watch the damn road so maybe we can kill something tonight!
Soldier 1: I cant
Soldier 2: Why not?
Soldier 1: Cause now I have Girl You Want stuck in my head
Both Soldiers: She sings from somewhere you cant see, She sit in the top of the greenest tree
And this is what we refer to as youre tax dollars hard at work.
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