So it occured to me today as I was squeezing the trigger at a car that came speeding toward my Humvee. "I have the ultimate dream job of every man on the planet" I ride on the roof of a huge turbocharged off road truck with a machinegun. Going full speed everywhere and if anyone gets in my way I'm allowed to shoot them. Maybe that's why they're trying to kill me....must be jealousy. No wait, Pornstar is the ultimate dream job of all men on the planet, nevermind. Oh well vacation soon so very soon. I'll be in Ireland where they have green n stuff. I miss that color.
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