Today I put a net underwater with a starfish and a geoduck (*see also 'big ass clam') It reminded me of when people would put a camel spider in a 2 liter bottle with a scorpion in Iraq. I'm not sure this passes as science. Any rate The aquatic cage matches will continue until we find out who or what is eating our clams. And i will continue hunting starfish. (yes this is different than what I do everyday GOSH!) I mean can't anyone keep a straight face when a man says he's trying to figure out who's been eating his clam!?!? 
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and life is very nice. i move into the barbacking by the end of the month. right now i'm just busing full time which kinda sucks. saturday is my first tipped shift, though, so it'll be sweet! the only downside is that the valves on my right cylinder are all sorts of loose so it sounds like i've got a full on team of mining gnomes in there trying to crack into my engine when i start it up.
that reminds me of this thing i overheard at one of the tables. not about clams but about letting yourself go like oprah in her fat phase. lovely.