Tuesday May 02, 2006

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Well guys, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but times are tough and it looks like I'm going to have to auction myself off to a suicide girl beacause I really need the money....So we'll start the bidding at $5,000........ok do I hear $500?


..................maybe $5? ARRR!!!
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zpo:
Why didn't I think of that!?!?!?!? (smacks forehead). That is the perfect way to raise some cash!

Err, what happens when she's a film student and wants to use you to recreate a scene from Deliverance?

series11:
That is a great idea, but ZPO has a point. I think I'll give it a try anyway.

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