Tuesday May 10, 2005

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Luke and Obi-Wan are eating in a Chinese restaurant.

Luke: I'm really struggling with these chopsticks...

Obi-Wan: Use the forks, Luke biggrin
tarragon:
You just know the Star Wars jokes are all going to resurface in the next few weeks.

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!"

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"

Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents."

blackeyed biggrin
creamygoodness:
...

I'm going to kill the both of you.

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