I know it's a cliche but dear god it's nearly December and therefore Christmas; from this weekend on I've got a million and one things (slight exaggeration, but only just...) in my diary - I'm going to be running around like a headless chicken with school shows and jumble sales, catching up with people I don't see the rest of the year, various family members coming and going, and making sure that I'm in the right place at the right time - all this festive cheer is going to take some serious hard work

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You just reminded me of the best school nativity play i've ever seen ..............aside from a fantastic performance of "little donkey" (i genuinely love that song) Joseph threw up all over Mary. She was stood there dripping head to toe in puke, not really knowing what to do with herself. It was brilliant.