So here I am bored. I have sort of had it and need to get out of Orlando for at least a weekend. My hot wife is in Qatar and I miss her and am worried about her because they are killing her with work. I love work but they are waking her up at all hours of the day and telling her to come in because a general or Senater is coming in.
Weekend. I taught motorcycle safety this weekend it was fun as they call me Bad Brent, they even do at school call me Bad Brent. We were waiting for a cop to come and open our classroom and talking with my students etc. Then the cop came and I said out loud, "Don't Taze me Bro, Don't Taze me" Everyone laughed and couldn't believe I said that to a cop. I said I didn't care and told them I use to do all kinds of Crap while I was in the Air Force that would freak people out. Or at least make them go WTF. I will share...
1. I use to pick up some cop students on a Saturday or a Sunday and ride around with them give them a ride etc. Sometimes I would get called for things that I would have to put on the lights. I would have to stop and put my ipod and play "the WIcked Tinkers." The whole back window would shake because of the bass drum. Everyone thought I was crazy
2. When we started the War with Iraq and they came out with those cards with all the people in them I would go to a base gate and check peoples ID's against the cards.
3. I made up the statement, "Going to Baghdad man" Then asked people at the gate I scared a new Lt so bad I think he probably got out because of me.
4. I wore my kilt to work one day with my uniform Blues top got armed up and my flight chief thought it was cool but I didn't have the Air Force Tartan. I DO NOW.
Lists I am always making lists. Strange.
I braided my goatee last night, and when I woke up this morning it was sticking straight out like Inspector Detector of speed racer.
OK that is it for now.
Weekend. I taught motorcycle safety this weekend it was fun as they call me Bad Brent, they even do at school call me Bad Brent. We were waiting for a cop to come and open our classroom and talking with my students etc. Then the cop came and I said out loud, "Don't Taze me Bro, Don't Taze me" Everyone laughed and couldn't believe I said that to a cop. I said I didn't care and told them I use to do all kinds of Crap while I was in the Air Force that would freak people out. Or at least make them go WTF. I will share...
1. I use to pick up some cop students on a Saturday or a Sunday and ride around with them give them a ride etc. Sometimes I would get called for things that I would have to put on the lights. I would have to stop and put my ipod and play "the WIcked Tinkers." The whole back window would shake because of the bass drum. Everyone thought I was crazy
2. When we started the War with Iraq and they came out with those cards with all the people in them I would go to a base gate and check peoples ID's against the cards.
3. I made up the statement, "Going to Baghdad man" Then asked people at the gate I scared a new Lt so bad I think he probably got out because of me.
4. I wore my kilt to work one day with my uniform Blues top got armed up and my flight chief thought it was cool but I didn't have the Air Force Tartan. I DO NOW.
Lists I am always making lists. Strange.
I braided my goatee last night, and when I woke up this morning it was sticking straight out like Inspector Detector of speed racer.
OK that is it for now.
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Unfortunately she got rediculously ill and had to go to the hospital for a bit... eep! Once she'd recovered she had to go back to school and I'm kinda freakin out cause I haven't heard from her since.