Tired and cranky.
Here is how most of my days go here in the good old Orlando, wake up decide what I have to do. Call wife in UAE yes I can call and it is like she is next door it is sweet as hell, read e-mail, then go to Targ'et to get some good fixins and coffee for my lunch at school then I am off to school. I get there way early because well, you can't be late to this school or you loose points and I want a 100% on everything that is easy, it makes the hard stuff easier too. So I get into class and talk to my lab partner, We call it "life partner" do our work and make jokes about funny things, like making up names for things that are close to the name of the part but have a sexual conotation to them. Like the motorcycle Suzuki GZ 250 that we work on is the Gizmaster 250. When we were in Boaring and Honing class it was Boning and Whoring, Sometimes we have to backprobe an electrical connection so we have to buttfuck it. We talk like Slingblade all day. Yea makes the day go by faster.
Then I ride home in fucking shitty ass traffic. I feel like shoving people cell phones up their ass when they cut me off etc. And what is bad is since I am eating really well, I can feel my muscles say thank you and me feeling more agressive because well I feel better and have testosterone coursing through my body. So if you read on CNN or something that says "Orlando Motorcyclist shoves cell phone up some dudes ass" Then well you will know it is me.
Well when I come home I am greeted either by Go Cart Man or Crazy Cat Lady, I sort of like it. Like we are a family of the unnormal normal because at least they are better than the apartment people in Altus Oklahoma, I didn't even have names for them. Here I have names for all my neighbors. There are the Russians (they are russians that are here working at one of the hotels) Chihaha Lady who has like 6 Chihahas and they all come out and bark etc etc, Chica Caliente is this woman that lives with her husband and daughter, I think they are from Peru. That is all the people who deserve names so far. I haven't seen crazy cat lady since I saw her Monday morning Chuggin a Natty Light so I am a little worried about her. I will have to check up on her tomorrow.
OK I am rambling, Funny how a blog and writing things makes me non Cranky. Because I am tired but not Cranky now.
Oh yea maybe next blog will be a video blog or have some video or something.
My motorcycle Betty killed a cottonmouth snake today ask me about it later I have written too much,
Later
Here is how most of my days go here in the good old Orlando, wake up decide what I have to do. Call wife in UAE yes I can call and it is like she is next door it is sweet as hell, read e-mail, then go to Targ'et to get some good fixins and coffee for my lunch at school then I am off to school. I get there way early because well, you can't be late to this school or you loose points and I want a 100% on everything that is easy, it makes the hard stuff easier too. So I get into class and talk to my lab partner, We call it "life partner" do our work and make jokes about funny things, like making up names for things that are close to the name of the part but have a sexual conotation to them. Like the motorcycle Suzuki GZ 250 that we work on is the Gizmaster 250. When we were in Boaring and Honing class it was Boning and Whoring, Sometimes we have to backprobe an electrical connection so we have to buttfuck it. We talk like Slingblade all day. Yea makes the day go by faster.
Then I ride home in fucking shitty ass traffic. I feel like shoving people cell phones up their ass when they cut me off etc. And what is bad is since I am eating really well, I can feel my muscles say thank you and me feeling more agressive because well I feel better and have testosterone coursing through my body. So if you read on CNN or something that says "Orlando Motorcyclist shoves cell phone up some dudes ass" Then well you will know it is me.
Well when I come home I am greeted either by Go Cart Man or Crazy Cat Lady, I sort of like it. Like we are a family of the unnormal normal because at least they are better than the apartment people in Altus Oklahoma, I didn't even have names for them. Here I have names for all my neighbors. There are the Russians (they are russians that are here working at one of the hotels) Chihaha Lady who has like 6 Chihahas and they all come out and bark etc etc, Chica Caliente is this woman that lives with her husband and daughter, I think they are from Peru. That is all the people who deserve names so far. I haven't seen crazy cat lady since I saw her Monday morning Chuggin a Natty Light so I am a little worried about her. I will have to check up on her tomorrow.
OK I am rambling, Funny how a blog and writing things makes me non Cranky. Because I am tired but not Cranky now.
Oh yea maybe next blog will be a video blog or have some video or something.
My motorcycle Betty killed a cottonmouth snake today ask me about it later I have written too much,
Later
and YAY! for videos