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I should snap a few pics of ya'

OMG bad dog bad dog

It's amazing the stuff you see spending 8 hours on the road,

I saw someone's car door get ripped clean off today. I saw a woman crossing against the light with 3 children and a 14 ton vehicle with "student driver" in the destination sign (me) bearing down upon her.
No Elvis sightings tho. Can't have everything.

gimme a couple of weeks. I'm outta gas.

my pleasure. -

When I can't choose I go for tequilla.

Wow, that's actually pretty good advice.

I did see that link you sent over, but it's nice to know that you are doing some research on your new hometown. Do you know the story of John List. That might be intriguing to you if you don't. I'm sure there's lots of information about him online as well.

I'm going to go see a guy in Pittsburgh named Jason for my tattoo. He works out of Eye Candy Tattoos. Very good artist and incredibly affordable.

It's a shame you won't be making it out tonight, but i can understand. I just hope that more people don't decide to make the same decision. I know that Derceto is home nursing the flu right now as well, so the guy who set the whole thing up won't even be there. Sad. It happens this time of year. Honestly, if I didn't have to leave the house at all from January 2nd through late March, I wouldn't.

I'd be down for hanging out anytime. Even just getting lunch or something. Let me know.

I can't fly the apache in the snow. I did go out and play before tho. Seemed like old times.

I got the apache gassed up and ready to go. say when.

Thats the best present a little kid could ever ask for. If I got it I would probably dress up in that pink bunny suit and continuously shoot Randy in the ass.

how could I forget Elvis?
I'm waiting to see what Elvis stuff my friend brought me from Sin City.
So how do you want to escape? Dig a hole with a spoon? Tie some sheets together? Or should I bring in the Apache helicopter with the heat seeking missiles?

holy cow!

cuddles eh? I think secretly all cats would kill us and eat us if they could. You can see it in their vile little eyes.

that cat doesn't look to cuddly, he looks like he wants to rip out my throat

silly girl, I said the Weekly World News
for example:

THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A PORTAL TO HELL

BY DEBBIE FANATIA

For generations, Parisians have known that the Eiffel Tower is a portal to hell, and have left unsuspecting tourists prey to Satan's sinister minions who enter our world through a secret trap door under the tower.

"People frequently say they leave the tower changed, and they do. The demons sometimes take people back down with them, but more often they suck their souls and leave the bodies to climb back down in a daze and carry out their evil missions," says Jacques Boudreau, visibly shuddering.

"Parisians have known about the portal for years. Why do you think you don't see Frenchmen up there? We'd just as soon leave the tourists to the demons, especially the Americans."

Witnesses report horrid smells and sordid noises coming from under the tower, but officials have been told to attribute it to traffic noises and poor plumbing in the tower's restaurants. Locals, however, have learned to spot afflicted tourists and avoid them at all costs. "I see a glassy-eyed American come into my bakery, first thing I ask him is if he's been to the Eiffel Tower," says Richard Mouton, a local. "He says yes, I throw him out."

Published on: 01/18/2005

Edited to say that cod looks really cool. But it would look better breaded and pan-fried with chips.

[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 5:22PM]

Well Smell You~

Ahhh, meloncoly. Yes, that is it. I'm certainly not in a bad mood. I just get sentimental when I think of old friends and good times.

I prefer the Weekly World News/

Did you know Bush and Batboy played squash last week? Batboy won.