bad_hulk

I'm really tired, I have a headache, the office is DEAD and I'm so goddamn horny I have a desk boner that won't leave.

Can't wait to get the fuck out of here

When you've just shared a pic of your cock on suicide boys and the instant panic that there have been no likes or comments!

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I'd love you inappropriately if you did!

So I went to a metal night in Camden last night for the first time in forever, it was great to get hammered and go apeshit. But today... My neck!!! When did I get so old that I can't thrash for a night anymore?!

Got some great bite marks from bad girls who wanted to tear off a piece, which is yummy, but that doesn't...
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Is there anything more embarrassing and inconvenient at work than a desk boner?

I LOVE getting HARD always have... I have always loved having a cock, I think it's AWESOME. I love to Play with it, I think it looks and feels awesome when it's hard. Just getting HARD always feels good

But therein lies the problem! I can't grab it at the office, but...
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I just don't get it.... What a bunch of bullshit!