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bad_hulk

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Desk Boners...

Oct 28, 2014
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Is there anything more embarrassing and inconvenient at work than a desk boner?

I LOVE getting HARD always have... I have always loved having a cock, I think it's AWESOME. I love to Play with it, I think it looks and feels awesome when it's hard. Just getting HARD always feels good

But therein lies the problem! I can't grab it at the office, but it still feels great.

You're also guaranteed to be asked to help a colleague, lift something or attend a meeting whenever you're in this state. And my suit trousers leave me no place to hide, there he is....

Do women have anything similar?

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
thepsychicbunny:
Wouldn't it be classed as a presentation in itself? 
Nov 19, 2014
bad_hulk:
It sure would @thepsychicbunny, probably a smidge unwarranted
Nov 19, 2014

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