So...On March 21, 2009, the day before my birthday, the movie adaptation of Twilight is released on DVD. I have something to say about that.


Fuck Twilight.


Now, I haven't read the book, but I have seen the movie. I'm sure the book is different, but I'm also sure the big points to these so-called "vampires" remain the same. Tell me, what kind of vampires don't fuck, don't drink human blood, and don't burst into flames when sunlight hits them? Can you call these vampires? Fuck no, you can't. Their immortal pussies created by some Mormon bitch. Last I checked, vampires were either sexual creatures, blood thirsty monsters, or a mix of both. Depending on where you look, these things in Twilight are not vampires. According to Bram Stoker, these bastards should be fucking and drinking HUMAN blood. According to traditional lore, sure they can walk in the day but they still HUNT humans. Yeah, no matter how you look at it, these fucking things feed on human beings. Not squirrels or whatever these "vegetarian vampires" ear. Now don't get me wrong, there are some good things about the movie. It pulled off that whole ethereal feel really. Would've been nice if there were VAMPIRES in this VAMPIRE movie. Not some shimmering cunts with crazy hair.


So, if I pissed off anyone, feel free to make a counter argument. Explain to me why these things are the way they are. And expect me to point of the ridiculousness of it all, again, if I feel like it needs to be pointed out. But this is an open invitation to a debate if you will.




That's the end of another pissed off rant from this Bad Guy.