WHERE HAVE I BEEN THE PAST 2 DAYS?
IN HOSPITAL.
OH YA. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
YESTERDAY, AT 1AM I WOKE UP WITH SEVERE BACK PAIN. I THOUGHT I JUST SLEPT FUNNY, SO I DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF IT.
BY 1PM, I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN, I DROVE MYSELF TO EMERGENCY.
I HATE DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS, SO FOR ME TO GO, I HAD TO BE IN A TON OF PAIN.
WELL, TURNS OUT, I HAD A FEW KIDNEY STONES.
I JUST GOT HOME TODAY, IT'S 6.30PM.
THEY GAVE ME A TON OF MORPHINE, AND SOME OTHER STUFF.
I HATE MORPHINE.
IT MADE ME SO FUCKIN SICK.
SO NOW I'M HOME, AND THE CUTE LITTLE STONES ARE STILL IN MY GUTS.
FUN!
SO THE DOCTOR GAVE ME SOME ... HA HA ... STRAINERS... SO I COULD KEEP THE LITTLE FUCKERS.
I'M SO SELLING THEM ON EBAY.
IF WILLIAM SHATNER CAN DO IT, SO CAN I!
IN HOSPITAL.
OH YA. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
YESTERDAY, AT 1AM I WOKE UP WITH SEVERE BACK PAIN. I THOUGHT I JUST SLEPT FUNNY, SO I DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF IT.
BY 1PM, I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN, I DROVE MYSELF TO EMERGENCY.
I HATE DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS, SO FOR ME TO GO, I HAD TO BE IN A TON OF PAIN.
WELL, TURNS OUT, I HAD A FEW KIDNEY STONES.
I JUST GOT HOME TODAY, IT'S 6.30PM.
THEY GAVE ME A TON OF MORPHINE, AND SOME OTHER STUFF.
I HATE MORPHINE.
IT MADE ME SO FUCKIN SICK.
SO NOW I'M HOME, AND THE CUTE LITTLE STONES ARE STILL IN MY GUTS.
FUN!
SO THE DOCTOR GAVE ME SOME ... HA HA ... STRAINERS... SO I COULD KEEP THE LITTLE FUCKERS.
I'M SO SELLING THEM ON EBAY.
IF WILLIAM SHATNER CAN DO IT, SO CAN I!
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...and i've never had morphine, but im pretty sure ur the only person ive ever heard say that they dont like it hehe i'll have to keep that in mind the next time im in the hospital in extreme pain.
you said you would draw me something ^___^