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Rough Sex Facts

Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. you're safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.


Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent...........12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands.........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ...........................6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot .....................92 cal
I don't F***ing care................0 cal

Entry
Holding her................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary............................358 cal
Doggy..................................316 cal
69 lying................................286 cal
69 standing...........................512 cal
Italian hanger........................912 cal

Orgasm.............................65 cal
Real................................112 cal
Faking.............................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed.....................................18 cal
Hop off the bed.................................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off......816 cal

kissing
without tongue........................5 cal
with tongue............................150 cal
uesing tongue down low.....................6969 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...............................................32 cal
Rushing.........................................................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door..1942 cal

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH wink

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex FACTS


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Ok I'm not much into chain letter thingies, but -- it's odd to me that faking an O burns more calories than the "Real" one. And what the F is the 65 cal O??

Seems to me the best way to burn calories (other than the low kiss) is to give her a fake orgasm and then wonder why she left pissed off.

I've been doing it sooo wrong all this time....

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